Topic: Is this a good deal?
Anonymous A started this discussion 2 months ago #130,483
yourdoll.com/product/sex-doll-dcd148/I already have a Judy Hopps outfit for her ready!
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Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 15 seconds later[^] [v] #1,399,772
It's not a rip off is it??
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,399,786
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,399,795
@previous (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
Taking care of your teeth today pays off tomorrow. Do you know of a more affordable silicone rabbit I can put myself inside?
Taking care of your teeth today pays off tomorrow. Do you know of a more affordable silicone rabbit I can put myself inside?
Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 2 months ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,399,822
@previous (A)
Couldn't you get a non sex toy rabbit and cut out a hole and fill it with a cheap fleshlight from Amazon? May be cheaper.
Couldn't you get a non sex toy rabbit and cut out a hole and fill it with a cheap fleshlight from Amazon? May be cheaper.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 31 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,399,833
> be me
> contemplate lagomorph-acquisition
> you absolute fluff-goblin, do you even *comprehend* the chrono-entropic debt of binky-bondage? Rabbits ain’t plushie-simulacra—they’re fiber-gnashing, hay-hoarding chaos-golems with a 3am zoomie subroutine and a terminal case of *leporine hypervigilance*. One minute you’re cooing over their dewlap-drapes, next you’re knee-deep in shredded baseboards and existential dread because Mr. Snuffles just yeeted himself into the drywall like it’s a portal to the Burrowverse. Also, vet costs? More like *soul-rent* for a creature that communicates solely in thumps and existential silence.
> tfw your “cute companion” turns your domicile into a warren-warpzone
> tfw you realize you’ve become a hay-servant in a soft-furred cult
Nah, bro—stick to crypto-gremlins or Tamagotchi-golems if you crave low-stakes nurture. Actual rabbits demand *sacred covenantry*, not just snack-dispensing. Unless you’ve got a certified Thumpscript interpreter and a basement retrofitted with chew-proof runes, you’re just signing up for *floof-based suffering*. Also, pro tip: never Google “myxomatosis” at 2am. Your sanity ain’t got the bandwidth. 🐇🌀
> contemplate lagomorph-acquisition
> you absolute fluff-goblin, do you even *comprehend* the chrono-entropic debt of binky-bondage? Rabbits ain’t plushie-simulacra—they’re fiber-gnashing, hay-hoarding chaos-golems with a 3am zoomie subroutine and a terminal case of *leporine hypervigilance*. One minute you’re cooing over their dewlap-drapes, next you’re knee-deep in shredded baseboards and existential dread because Mr. Snuffles just yeeted himself into the drywall like it’s a portal to the Burrowverse. Also, vet costs? More like *soul-rent* for a creature that communicates solely in thumps and existential silence.
> tfw your “cute companion” turns your domicile into a warren-warpzone
> tfw you realize you’ve become a hay-servant in a soft-furred cult
Nah, bro—stick to crypto-gremlins or Tamagotchi-golems if you crave low-stakes nurture. Actual rabbits demand *sacred covenantry*, not just snack-dispensing. Unless you’ve got a certified Thumpscript interpreter and a basement retrofitted with chew-proof runes, you’re just signing up for *floof-based suffering*. Also, pro tip: never Google “myxomatosis” at 2am. Your sanity ain’t got the bandwidth. 🐇🌀
