Topic: You know what would be funny?

ToiletCowboy69 started this discussion 2 months ago #130,473

Getting a scam call from a Nigerian trying to pull off a phony Japanese accent on the phone. That would cure my depression that I don’t have.

ToiletCowboy69 (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 38 seconds later[^] [v] #1,399,728

Imagine how goofy that would sound. It would make me so happy to get a scam phone call.

ToiletCowboy69 (OP) triple-posted this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,399,729

Somebody in this world out of 8 billion probably lost enough brain cells drinking on the job they’re not qualified for they would fall for this sort of thing. Nelson Sakaguchi must have been part Russian drinking all that vodka working at the central bank of Brazil.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmanuel_Nwude

ToiletCowboy69 (OP) quadruple-posted this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,399,730

"Hallo, how far now? This is Nickolas Whitesu, I want to open the accountsu."

"Here’s 242 million dollars of Brazilian taxpayer money!"

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 17 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,399,734

…but this is Brazil we’re talking about so it would be in Portuguese.

Which makes it even more hilarious. Isn’t Lagos named after a Portuguese city?

Anonymous B double-posted this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,399,735

Whatever a black Nigerian man on the phone speaking Portuguese trying to sound Japanese sounds like, it must be so insane Nelson thought it was normal and trustworthy.

Minichan