Topic: Farty the Poopyhole Gnome
Anonymous A started this discussion 3 months ago #130,316
I was doing 69 with the girl on top, when her girlanus began to expand. Instead of a turd, a small elf-gnome (pronounced as one word) popped his head out! He began juggling little poopballs while rocking back and forth to the rhythm and singing:
I am Farty, the Poopyhole Gnome
In girlani, is where I do roam
Sniffing girlfarts and flinging girlturds
And don't forget: it's pronounced as one word!
He then began pelting my face with the little poopballs, then he stuck his tongue out at me and retreated back into her girlanus! And all this happened without her even knowing! Have you ever had an encounter with Farty the Poopyhole Elf-Gnome (pronounced as one word)??
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