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Topic: No Nut November

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 months ago #130,252

Why is it NOV-ember when it's the 11th month?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #1,397,790

I like squirrels. November is usually filled with extra nuts. I go for the big loads. Multiple times a day.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,397,814

Nofap is a great way to lower your T. Unless you’re having regular sex.

boof joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,397,921

@OP

> Why is it NOV-ember when it's the 11th month?

It's a hoildover from when the calendar only had 10 months. July and August were shoehorned in for the Roman emperors Julius Cesar and Cesar Augustus if I remember that right, shifting the later months two bits over. September becomes ninths, October becomes tenth.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,398,127

@previous (boof)
Damned Roman leaders think they're so special

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,398,863

Oh nuts

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,398,897

@1,397,921 (boof)

If I recall it's not that they were shoehorned but rather that before those months there was just an amorphous blob of "no calendar" time where they just didn't mark dates

boof replied with this 3 months ago, 5 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,398,924

yeah that sounds like what I read, in that there was the end of the calendar year but still some days or some shit

Tired Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 35 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,398,925

I may try no nut November but it might be tiresome to have to explain it to two separate women.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 5 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,398,927

@previous (Tired Erik !saAqdaazn2)

> I may try no nut November but it might be tiresome to have to explain it to two separate women.

You are both western and an infidel.

Anonymous I double-posted this 3 months ago, 34 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,398,928

In western too, but I’m not an infidel. I think I’m safe.

Anonymous F replied with this 3 months ago, 23 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,399,093

@previous (I)
Islam is bunk anyways

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 49 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,399,110

Chocolate salty nuts to all of you!

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,399,111

@1,399,093 (F)
Nigga infidel has a dictionary definition that’s got nothing to do with Islam. An infidel is somebody who does infidelity. Erik is British that makes him western and he cheats on his girlfriend that makes him an infidel. That’s wrong in Christianity too. It’s against God to be an infidel in all the abrahamic religions, the British have no religion.

Anonymous K double-posted this 3 months ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,399,113

In fact, you can look up pope Urban II’s speech at Clermont where he declared the first crusade.

https://www.thelatinlibrary.com/imperialism/readings/urban.html

"Although, O sons of God, you have promised more firmly than ever to keep the peace among yourselves and to preserve the rights of the church, there remains still an important work for you to do. Freshly quickened by the divine correction, you must apply the strength of your righteousness to another matter which concerns you as well as God. For your brethren who live in the east are in urgent need of your help, and you must hasten to give them the aid which has often been promised them. For, as the most of you have heard, the Turks and Arabs have attacked them and have conquered the territory of Romania [the Greek empire] as far west as the shore of the Mediterranean and the Hellespont, which is called the Arm of St. George. They have occupied more and more of the lands of those Christians, and have overcome them in seven battles. They have killed and captured many, and have destroyed the churches and devastated the empire. If you permit them to continue thus for awhile with impurity, the faithful of God will be much more widely attacked by them. On this account I, or rather the Lord, beseech you as Christ's heralds to publish this everywhere and to persuade all people of whatever rank, foot-soldiers and knights, poor and rich, to carry aid promptly to those Christians and to destroy that vile race from the lands of our friends. I say this to those who are present, it meant also for those who are absent. Moreover, Christ commands it. "All who die by the way, whether by land or by sea, or in battle against the pagans, shall have immediate remission of sins. This I grant them through the power of God with which I am invested. O what a disgrace if such a despised and base race, which worships demons, should conquer a people which has the faith of omnipotent God and is made glorious with the name of Christ! With what reproaches will the Lord overwhelm us if you do not aid those who, with us, profess the Christian religion! Let those who have been accustomed unjustly to wage private warfare against the faithful now go against the infidels and end with victory this war which should have been begun long ago. Let those who for a long time, have been robbers, now become knights. Let those who have been fighting against their brothers and relatives now fight in a proper way against the barbarians. Let those who have been serving as mercenaries for small pay now obtain the eternal reward. Let those who have been wearing themselves out in both body and soul now work for a double honor. Behold! on this side will be the sorrowful and poor, on that, the rich; on this side, the enemies of the Lord, on that, his friends. Let those who go not put off the journey, but rent their lands and collect money for their expenses; and as soon as winter is over and spring comes, let hem eagerly set out on the way with God as their guide."


You only think it’s a Muslim word because you’re low IQ and don’t know that the Catholics also have waged war against infidels.

Anonymous K triple-posted this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,399,114

The Catholic Church was founded by Jesus Christ, the Anglican Church was founded by the British crown!

boof replied with this 3 months ago, 22 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,399,116

Jeepers that pope sure had a mouth on him

Anonymous K replied with this 3 months ago, 5 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,399,117

@previous (boof)
Yeah, honestly the main reason I’m not an infidel is I’m too introverted to talk to people.
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