DudePerson(misnomer) started this discussion 3 months ago#130,141
So basically guys, this is my phd thesis. I’m studying world history in a gas station bathroom. A 7/11 bathroom, in Memphis. This is my phd thesis on history. Specifically: World War Two.
So basically, there was this dude called George Washington who invented America and some German kid was like, "Ew I don’t like America America is gross." So then America was like, "FUCK YOU GERMNAY, GERMANY AINT SHIT!" Then Germany went crying running away and then Japan gave Germany a gun, and that’s what happened, and that’s why we support Israel.
DudePerson(misnomer) (OP) double-posted this 3 months ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#1,397,047
And that children is why you don’t bully the white kid who sits alone at lunch because one day he might show up with a gun and kill all of us. Except you’re school children, I’m a teacher, I get paid, there’s nothing in this for you. So when we get to heaven, you won’t be able to buy food. You’re just gonna have to watch me eat a burger right in front of you for the rest of eternity while you starve because you never had a job.