Topic: On the human ejaculate

Peanut butter man started this discussion 3 months ago #130,109

How fast do you think I would have to fap in order to increase my delta v enough to raise my orbit from LEO to geostationary?

Peanut butter man (OP) double-posted this 3 months ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,396,813

I am aware that I would have to ejaculate at least twice on opposite ends of the orbit in order to keep this orbit circular as opposed to elliptical.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 13 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,396,886

Use math

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 26 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,396,891

@OP

> How fast do you think I would have to fap in order to increase my delta v enough to raise my orbit from LEO to geostationary?

Makes NO Cents. LEO's move at 17,000 MPH and GEO are stationary after they hit desired spot over Planet Earth. Earth spins at its fastest at the equator, approximately 1,037 mph which means the GEO will move exactly at the same rate.

My record for distance vertical of Ejaculate is estimated to be about 6 feet or so. LEO lowest altitude is 100 miles and any lower the Satellite hits upper atmosphere and drag would pull in Satellite until it is again stationary in water our the roof of your house IF anything were left.

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I am not "Matt"™ !aeNZeP7XP2 joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 58 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,396,894

@previous (C)
Is low earth orbit re: re: re: 15 minute dryve from thee?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 9 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,396,952

@previous (I am not "Matt"™ !aeNZeP7XP2)

> Is low earth orbit re: re: re: 15 minute dryve from thee?
Proof you're Matt.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,396,954

@previous (E)
Ask the mods if that's Matt, you obsessed dumbass. Go ahead.

I am not "Matt"™ !aeNZeP7XP2 replied with this 3 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,396,959

@previous (F)
Whom is "Matt", and why are you obsessed with him?

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