DarkDude (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,396,783
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You never think about potential situations ahead of time so that you have the perfect joke to tell in that super specific situation that may or may not ever happen?
DarkDude (OP) triple-posted this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,396,785
Because think about it: if you spend years of your life thinking about hyper specific situations and planning out well thought out jokes, someday, if you get lucky, and by random chance the perfect situation arises that you already previously thought of, and you tell the right joke in that moment faster than anyone could have possibly thought about it, now you’re that guy who has a superhuman sense of humor, and you will be forever remembered as "that guy."