Topic: What kind of draftee are you?
Anonymous A started this discussion 3 months ago #129,971
If you were drafted into world war three, what kind of soldier are you?
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 months ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #1,395,845
I’m gonna be a sneaky fucker, then I’m gonna be a sigma male, then I’m gonna be a coward, then I’m gonna be a samurai.
When the military needs me, I’m gonna pull up to the urban warfare on a motorcycle and steal a baby, then I’m gonna slaughter children like animals, then I’m gonna run away and die honorably like a samurai.
When the military needs me, I’m gonna pull up to the urban warfare on a motorcycle and steal a baby, then I’m gonna slaughter children like animals, then I’m gonna run away and die honorably like a samurai.
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 4 days later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,396,796
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 32 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,396,797
I'd run the fuck away at the first chance.