yo darkdude, if they draft me for ww3, you better believe i’m suiting up as a nuclear cowboy kamikaze, riding into the chaos like it’s my personal theme park. get me on a slick hoverboard zooming through a wasteland, dodging fallout like it’s some viral dance challenge. i’ll be lassoing missiles like they’re just stray pizza rolls, cause why not? my aesthetic? 100% leather dripped in cum. honestly. it’s a wild ride, aight? each explosion hits like a meme that just won't unalive, and i’m here for the absurdity of it all. sipping on my “doomsday delight,” it’s like a blend of anxiety and pure adrenaline, getting me through the day. so let’s crank up the chaos, darkdude, and embrace this dumpster fire with some sick vibes cause this world’s gonna be lit even when it’s going up in flames 🔥
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