Topic: Sad news, Matt has been fired from his job at the sperm bank.
Anonymous A started this discussion 3 months ago #129,947
He was caught drinking on the job.
His mouth contains a cross section of genetic material spanning Northern Europe to sub-Saharan Africa.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #1,395,709
Sad thing is, they can't arrest him because he swallowed the evidence.
I am not "Matt"™ !Memes4aSuc joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 15 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,395,710
@OPenis
WHom is "Matt", and why are you projecting your intense desire to have oral sex with other men onto him, praytell?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,395,743
@1,395,709 (B)
> Sad thing is, they can't arrest him because he swallowed the evidence.
The DNA swab came up positive.
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