Minichan

Topic: I’m starting the minichan atheists for Jesus club

Dick you down for the lord started this discussion 3 months ago #129,904

What we are, is we’re a club of atheists who read the Bible to prepare for the life in the world to come. Praise Jesus!

Dick you down for the lord (OP) double-posted this 3 months ago, 33 seconds later[^] [v] #1,395,378

I’m such a prayboy…

Dick you down for the lord (OP) triple-posted this 3 months ago, 33 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,395,379

🙏

Okay, now party’s over, I have to stop before I get struck by lightning.

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 3 months ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,395,382

…I’m an atheist. I believe in the scientific method. In the words of pope Urban II in his speech at Claremont:

"All who die by the way, whether by land or by sea, or in battle against the pagans, shall have immediate remission of sins. This I grant them through the power of God with which I am invested. O what a disgrace if such a despised and base race, which worships demons, should conquer a people which has the faith of omnipotent God and is made glorious with the name of Christ! With what reproaches will the Lord overwhelm us if you do not aid those who, with us, profess the Christian religion! Let those who have been accustomed unjustly to wage private warfare against the faithful now go against the infidels and end with victory this war which should have been begun long ago. Let those who for a long time, have been robbers, now become knights. Let those who have been fighting against their brothers and relatives now fight in a proper way against the barbarians. Let those who have been serving as mercenaries for small pay now obtain the eternal reward. Let those who have been wearing themselves out in both body and soul now work for a double honor. Behold! on this side will be the sorrowful and poor, on that, the rich; on this side, the enemies of the Lord, on that, his friends. Let those who go not put off the journey, but rent their lands and collect money for their expenses; and as soon as winter is over and spring comes, let hem eagerly set out on the way with God as their guide."

You see, we have to be prepared to die for what we believe in, for a holy cause, and as an atheist, to me that cause is the Christian cause for our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 3 months ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,395,383

I believe in evolution.

DEUS VULT! DEATH TO THE PAGAN INFIDELS! ⚔️

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,395,391

"Cultural Catholics"

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 20 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,395,534

@previous (B)
Like you can tell me God isn’t real but you can’t tell me not to wage a holy war in his name.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,395,583

Jesus saves
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