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Topic: Romeo and Juliet were idiots

sluggy started this discussion 15 years ago #12,988

Their relationship wouldn't have lasted. They could have saved a lot of people a lot of grief.
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
16 year old Juliet titties 13 93%
Yea, it was good titties 1 7%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #233,862

no shit

!hEyBrieeXM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #233,866

lol, but they ended a war by killing themselves... they did save a lot of people a lot of grief.

oh and also, their relationship lasted forever because they killed themselves. a win-win, yeah?
:)

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Triptych !LightPenis joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #233,869

They were archetypes.

dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #233,870

fun fact
i was listening to romeo and juliet - the killers
its not a very good song

Anais joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #233,872

They were lovely. I can imagine dying for love. Can none of you? Really?

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #233,874

@previous (Anais)
over a two-day relationship?
you probably should kill yourself

sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #233,875

@233,872 (Anais)
Love? They were teenagers! It was infatuation at best. Romeo probably just liked having something to mope about.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #233,878

They were stupid. Romeo killed himself over a child when he had been in love with someone else days beforehand.

sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #233,883

@233,869 (Triptych !LightPenis)
Not at all. It was a historically accurate retelling of the relationship between Catherine Jule and Romeo Attenborough.

The only artistic license was that Catherine had cerebral palsy. Shakespeare hated chicks who limped. He found it disgusting.

Anais replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #233,887

@previous (sluggy)
Was it really? How come most people know nothing about the origin of this story?

Triptych !LightPenis replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #233,889

@233,883 (sluggy)
Really? Wikipeds says nothing about this... ._.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #233,890

@233,870 (dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46)
None of your facts are fun. :/

dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #233,894

@previous (H)

i dont even remember typing 'fun fact'

sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #233,895

@233,887 (Anais)
Censorship.

sluggy (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #233,902

@233,889 (Triptych !LightPenis)
Wikipedia is merely the best compromise between warring factions.

Anais replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #233,926

@233,895 (sluggy)
Why censor it?

sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #233,932

@previous (Anais)
Theyre just trolling, probably.

Anais replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #233,941

@previous (sluggy)
lol. way to give a truly crappy answer mate.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #234,345

jump's mad jelly that he can't consummate his marriage with a 13yo girl

sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #234,372

@previous (I)
what? why the hell would I want to marry a 13 year old?

I'm not into grannies

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #234,373

@previous (sluggy)
I chuckled.

!gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #234,375

16 yo titties

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #234,377

@234,372 (sluggy)
@234,373 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)

your're the two people from here id most like to hang out with irl

kinda cuz i know why you're here? lol. It's the one's that seem to be normal that are probably serial killers

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hamfist !!snnYcROO9 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #234,422

Romeo was actually gay and had a crush on Hamlet

sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #234,435

@234,377 (I)
Why am I here? I just kind of feel like this place doesn't mind if i let my stink out.

armoredzombie !AoQlrvhHaA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #234,439

@234,422 (hamfist !!snnYcROO9)
Oh Hamfist, you so not worth listening to.

@OP
> have 2 day relationship
> fuck on the second day
> die afterwards

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #234,968

@234,435 (sluggy)
cos you're shy and pedo and insecure? same for uj i think. people like Ks who post here i think are serial rapists or something because they are so arrogant &c.

Depressed Zombie !0oDERPONYY replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #234,969

@previous (I)
UJ is a pretty okay guy.

Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #234,976

Originally Juliet was 13 and Romeo was not much older. In Shakespeare's time women were barred from performing, so boys whose voices had not broken would play their roles. Before to4str gets too excited, people who screamed in the town square about touching their little brothers were typically given a swift IRL ban or, if they were especially to4ster-esque, a long drawn out one.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #235,028

@234,969 (Depressed Zombie !0oDERPONYY)
agreed 100%
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