Topic: my new invention: a shitty intercom simulator

boof started this discussion 10 months ago #129,872

There is expensive software out there for processing audio to make it sound like it is from many devices through history, such as military two-way radios, but my invention allows you to make any audio anywhere sound like it is coming through a shitty intercom, such as at a drive-through or a poorly-funded public transit. It can be linked to a speaker hidden on the roof of your mouth so that anything you say sounds like garbled shit.

Or you can use this guy's techniques:
https://www.hollyland.com/blog/tips/make-your-microphone-sound-bad

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #1,395,109

How about if you have a special hearing aid that purposefully makes everything sound backwards? Would you eventually learn backwards speech?

boof (OP) replied with this 10 months ago, 10 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,395,111

hmmm I'd set them to make it sound like a pretty girl is saying everything I hear

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