Topic: My old man used to tell me, before he left this shitty world,

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 months ago #129,840

The right woman can make you, and the wrong woman can break you.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #1,394,961

Mine told me to pick up a fatty because they're more down to earth. I think it was a gravity joke but he wasn't much of a joker. Probably the only joke he ever told but he wasn't really joking.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 41 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,394,963

My grandpa told me to marry the ugliest bitch I can find because she'll be eternally grateful.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,394,968

My father told me women generally are a waste of time so find the one who respects your time the most.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 47 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,394,976

Mine told me not to get syphilis. Oh, and if I have kids theyre mine to take care of which I think was more about my responsibility, but thinking about it, it could be about not being his responsibility.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,394,978

https://youtu.be/3WHm6tfvKlk

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,394,983

Find one who cooks well. That's all that will really matter after you get over the infatuation.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 6 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,395,028

Matt’s told him that if she gives good head don’t check to see if she has a dick.

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