Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 3 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#1,395,288
Not bad. I had a similar idea once for a flapping hand swatter that you hold in your mouth when you sleep, like a scuba air pipe. And it slaps the spiders away.