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Topic: Friends is an awesome show.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 3 months ago #129,703

I've almost finished it, I used to think it was cringe when it came out but now I have rewatched it i believe it was incredible.

No politics, no lgbt, no blacks just good times.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,394,285

Just Jews.

Anyway, why haven’t we firebombed the British yet? You’re the most evil race there is, and I’d be happier if you were exterminated in a gas chamber.

Anonymous B double-posted this 3 months ago, 16 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,394,286

Maybe Hitler was onto something when he bombed London.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 29 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,394,287

I swear to God, I’m American but you make me want to buy a British flag just so I can burn it.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 5 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,394,288

@previous (C)
Nothing os stopping you

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,394,289

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
You know the only reason your country still exists is because without nuclear weapons the entire world would wipe you off the face of the earth, right?

Anonymous D double-posted this 3 months ago, 45 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,394,290

Britain never did anything good for the world except murder rape and enslave people. The history of the world would have been better if there was no island between Europe and Ireland.

Anonymous D triple-posted this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,394,291

And fuck your stupid culture. Who fucking cares about your culture? What is your culture? You have no culture.

Anonymous D quadruple-posted this 3 months ago, 46 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,394,292

Maybe you think calling blacks niggers is cute or whatever, I’d cut your tongue off and break your fucking teeth and cut your head off and throw it in the river.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 8 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,394,294

@1,394,291 (D)
Even their famous "tea" was stolen from India.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,394,295

Lol Niganon, where did you come from? How did you find minichan.net?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,394,296

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
I came, I saw, I conquered.

Anonymous F double-posted this 3 months ago, 4 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,394,297

@1,394,294 (E)

> Even their famous "tea" was stolen from India.

I literally didn’t know that, when I googled it, it said it comes from Mandarin, but China and India are close geographically, so maybe China could have gotten it from India or vise versa. That is pretty funny though.

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

Anonymous E replied with this 3 months ago, 48 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,394,298

@previous (F)
Originally, tea is from China, but I think the English got it from India.

Anonymous F replied with this 3 months ago, 51 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,394,299

@previous (E)
Makes sense given the British colonized India.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,394,300

@previous (F)
Yep. They are "famous" for their tea and teatime, but they even stole that from India. The only truly indigenous English thing is Anglo-Saxon villages and warlords.

Anonymous F replied with this 3 months ago, 45 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,394,301

I just don’t understand how it’s possible for the British to be so arrogant. Like they conquered the world because they had guns and other people didn’t. Now India has nukes and a bigger economy than the UK. It’s like they want to go back to something that’s literally physically freaking impossible to restore.

Anonymous F double-posted this 3 months ago, 58 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,394,302

Which tbh is good, it’s literally not possible for European assholes to oppress the entire planet again, but it’s still like, kinda infuriating.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 6 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,394,303

Yes, Friends was a decent show, although it suffered a dip in seasons 7-9 with all the stupid celebrity cameos, and the risible Joey-Rachel storyline was the mark of a show running on fumes.

Seasons 1-6 were untouchable though, and season 10 wrapped things up well.

Ok, back to that guy spazzing out about Brits.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,394,304

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Tom Selleck was the Scrappy Doo and Cousin Oliver of Friends.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,394,306

@1,394,303 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
If you’re really a priest, Britain is Protestant.

I rest my case.

Anonymous H double-posted this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,394,308

Well, was Protestant, now it’s less than half Christian. And it’s not because of Muslims it’s because a lot of English people are just identifying as atheists now.

Anonymous H triple-posted this 3 months ago, 41 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,394,309

But Ireland is still *mostly* Catholic! So up the ra.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,394,327

The 9/11 episode was a misfire. Phoebe was running back and forth under the towers with a trampoline. Ross was distraught he was left out of the drama and couldn’t name anyone he knew at the towers. Chandler went on an anti-Muslim rant (“Could these jihadists be any more Moslem?”). Rachel was stuck in a subway complaining about how it was messing up her schedule. Monica ran to the site to set up a snacks table where she flirted with and ground on some severely traumatized firefighters.
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