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Dapper Dan O'Brien started this discussion 3 months ago#129,660
Twas a cold winter’s evening, the guests were all leaving,
O’Leary was closing the bar.
When he turned and he said to the lady in red,
“Get out, you can’t stay where you are.”
Oh, she wept a sad tear in her bucket of beer,
As she thought of the cold night ahead.
When a gentleman dapper stepped out of the crapper,
And these are the words that he said:
“Her mother never told her,
The things a young girl should know
About the ways of college men,
Of how they cum and go.
Now age has stolen her beauty,
And sin has left its sad scar.
So remember your mothers and sisters,
And let her sleep under the bar.”