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Topic: T H E B R I T I S H

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 months ago #129,590

The British immigrated to North America, killed 99% of the native population, and replaced the native culture with their own. The British also did the same in Australia except they used Australia as a prison colony to dump all their criminals.

When other countries do the same what do the British do in response?
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Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 months ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,393,647

Boo boo, you forced the whole world to learn English and now Britain doesn’t feel British anymore. I feel so bad for you. Lmao

Who fucking cares? Who in the hell ever said "Geez, I hope Britain doesn’t fall because Britain is the world’s most important country."

But I mean seriously, what exactly is Britain important for? What does the United Kingdom produce? What percentage of the world’s cars does Britain produce? What’s the biggest app a British software company ever came out with? Can I buy a 4k gaming monitor that was manufactured and / or designed in the United Kingdom? I hear British people talk about how advanced they were in the 1800s and how smart they are for inventing steam engines. Have the British ever invented a smartphone? This is a serious question.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 3 months ago, 42 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,393,648

I sound like I’m hating on the British. I don’t hate the British, I just find them very annoying.

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,393,649

But seriously though, like the way weaboos talk about Japan, it’s like the British think they’re Japanese or something and they think all the white people in americas are weaboos for Britain and we all think the British have some superior culture and you don’t commit any crime and you’re not thugs or whatever. Nobody thinks that!

Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,393,651

I mean, the British are Northern Europeans who got colonized by Italians in ancient times and then made up their own religion because their king got tried of cutting his wives heads off. The British are the descendants of colonizers and Vikings. Nobody believes that the British are like some Japanese people huddled up in some sacred ancient temple doing flower decoration and they’re just so scared of foreigners… like what?

Anonymous A (OP) sextuple-posted this 3 months ago, 4 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,393,652

Then I see all these British patriotism posers thinking they did something by flying the British flag around in public shouting some slogans. How come none of y’all join the military? Has anybody ever googled how many people are in the British military in 2025? Like dude, you’re not gonna conquer 1.4 billion Africans and 1.4 billion Indians again with 181,000 troops. That’s like two large sports stadiums worth of people.

Meta joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,393,654

There's been some appalling driving in Britain lately. I fear they haven't invested enough in driver's ed classes.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 6 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,393,656

@previous (Meta)
They say being left handed is the mark of the devil.

Anonymous C double-posted this 3 months ago, 15 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,393,657

Or royal blood… sorta the same thing really.
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