Topic: Fuck I hate being severely constipated
Anonymous A started this discussion 4 months ago #129,576 I strain a strain and nothing but a single tiny pebble comes out. I have not had a real shit in months.
boof joined in and replied with this 4 months ago [^] [v] #1,393,581 maybe you need a stool softening agent. they sell one of those antifreeze chemicals in powdered form. in a few days of use, there should be a shit creek flowing. otherwise you might need a bowel obstruction dealt with at the doc
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 months ago [^] [v] #1,393,601 Fiber, oatmeal, make a smoothie, apply a finger.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 months ago [^] [v] #1,393,679 You can't not shit for months.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 months ago [^] [v] #1,393,707 Stop eating. If nothing goes in then it's ok if nothing comes out.
Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 3 months ago [^] [v] #1,393,730 Have you tried cocaine? That'll flush you through
Meta joined in and replied with this 3 months ago [^] [v] #1,393,733 @previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
> Have you tried cocaine? That'll flush you through
I’m horny. You wanna check this pipe? I’m talking about my half pipe. I’m not gay. I’m a Viking on the board. And I’m talking about the water. I’m in the CIA.
See you in Valhalla brother!
https://youtu.be/itGZyRq_nAw Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 3 months ago [^] [v] #1,393,739 @previous (Meta )
Are you back in the booze?
Meta replied with this 3 months ago [^] [v] #1,393,741 @previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
I like trannies
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 months ago [^] [v] #1,393,759 Try an enema and/or gay sex.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 3 months ago [^] [v] #1,393,762 Eat some dragon fruit, and start taking benefiber powder with a lot of water
Constipated joined in and replied with this 3 months ago [^] [v] #1,393,767
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