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Topic: is Elvis Presley really the only person known to have dropped dead while taking a shit

boof started this discussion 4 months ago #129,575

I sense there's been a few coverings up of the facts

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 49 seconds later[^] [v] #1,393,573

Mama Cass strained so hard on a giant, rock-hard turd that her body split in half and she died.

boof (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 13 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,393,578

Jeepers!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 7 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,393,602

This is why I couldn’t have been an EMT. Pulling some dead guy off a toilet. Imagine the smell. That and applying Narcan. I wouldn’t revive junkies or gunshot-ridden drug dealers or risk my own health trying to save some 600 pound shut in.
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