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Topic: I want to thank the American military! (As a Japanese person)

REN started this discussion 4 months ago #129,553

A lot of people think that we the Japanese were victims of the atomic bombs and are very confused why we don’t complain and rise up against the Americans and get rid of their military bases.

Well the woke narrative you learned about Japan in World War Two was wrong. That’s right, World War Two never happened, Japan never committed any war crimes, and Pearl Harbor was a false flag. Some Korean Islamic terrorists flew a couple planes into Pearl Harbor and America was like, "Y’all Japanese did that? I’m gonna fuck you up!" Then half of them drowned because Americans are stupid and can’t swim, but eventually some got here.

So when Harry Truman’s forces got to the emperor they were like, "Yo Japan, you did this shit?" Then Hirohito was like, "Naw man, we ain’t do that shit that was Korea, they’ve been digging tunnels underneath Hiroshima and Nagasaki and we need help getting rid of you, the Koreans are the ones who attacked Pearl Harbor, I am innocent." Then they went back to Truman, told him the deal, he was like, "Damn those nasty Koreans really had me fooled." So then Truman dropped the atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki to destroy the Korean tunnels saving the Japanese people, and then he immediately went to war against Korea.

So thank you America, that is what actually happened.

REN (OP) double-posted this 4 months ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,393,428

We’re Japanese, we have an honest homogenous high trust Christian nationalist society, that is true, 100% of Japanese people are Christian, we love Jesus, we love guns. Would we ever lie to you? No. Let me answer that for you, no. We would never lie. I am very honest.

REN (OP) triple-posted this 4 months ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,393,429

In Japan there is no planned parenthood, Japanese women believe in Jesus so we have no abortions whatsoever. There is no homosexuality, gay marriage is not legal in Tokyo. We do not allow pornography of any sorts or any other disgusting filth within our borders. Japan is God’s country. Okay? You understand me? Japanese people love dirt bikes and cowboy hats. A lot of people don’t know, but all Japanese people are rednecks. We hate the city. That’s why we love Alabama boys, and we love America, and that’s why we allied with America in World War Two to defeat Korea, I don’t know where you got that Obama libtard nonsense about us attacking Pearl Harbor, that’s not real.

REN (OP) quadruple-posted this 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,393,430

He’s talking about Camp David, we sent Japanese soldiers to America to Camp David to help America fight Hitler…

https://youtu.be/uzmEjN9o21g

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 43 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,393,435

Take your meds and quit blathering.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,393,441

@previous (B)
Did your momma take a bunch of tylenol?

REN joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,393,445

@previous (C)

> Did your momma take a bunch of tylenol?

He is offended because Japan is the land of the rising sun and he knows someday the red sun will raise over Taiwan!

https://youtu.be/OjNpRbNdR7E

REN double-posted this 4 months ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,393,447

In China, we are all rén!

JAPAN

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

REN replied with this 4 months ago, 33 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,393,448

I'm a NIGGER

REN replied with this 4 months ago, 55 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,393,449

@previous (REN)

> I'm a NIGGER

I found the Korean.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,393,575

Outside a train station near Tokyo, hundreds of people cheer as Sohei Kamiya, head of the surging nationalist party Sanseito, criticizes Japan’s rapidly growing foreign population.
As opponents, separated by uniformed police and bodyguards, accuse him of racism, Kamiya shouts back, saying he is only talking common sense.
Sanseito, while still a minor party, made big gains in July’s parliamentary election, and Kamiya’s “Japanese First” platform of anti-globalism, anti-immigration and anti-liberalism is gaining broader traction ahead of a ruling party vote Saturday that will choose the likely next prime minister.

Yankee, go home.

REN joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,393,608

@previous (E)
Nigga, we all know you copy-pasted that, nobody talks like that.
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