Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ started this discussion 15 years ago#12,936
A lawmaker right here in Florida, while talking to a fellow redneck at his local Waffle House, has decided to try to change the method of execution here from lethal injection or electric chair to the firing squad. This guy means business if he came up with this at a Waffle House, which is where all serious business is conducted here in the Sunshine State. If I recall, Utah has the option for the firing squad and one of the other sister fucking places like Montana has the option for it. Since the Republicans control the state legislature I am sure it will pass.
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#232,973
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
America: We are retarded.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#232,974
@232,972 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I'm not sure the cost will be that big of a factor. You are thinking logically. This is just some redneck who wants to say, when running for a higher office, "I'm reel tuff awn cryme. Hell I'm da one who decided to start shootin these sumbitches instead of givin em some fancy faggot drug and lettin em dye in their sleep."
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#232,975
@232,973 (sluggy)
We have a large number of retards. And we've elected every one of them.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#233,006
I like it.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#233,091
> I'm not sure the cost will be that big of a factor. You are thinking logically. This is just some redneck who wants to say, when running for a higher office, "ah'm reel tuff awn craym. Hell Ah'm da one hoo desa'ded to start shootin thees sumbiches insted of givin' em sum fensee feggit drug 'n' lettin em da' in der sleep."
FTFY
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#233,092
@previous (E)
I see you speak redneck too, though your dialect is a bit different than mine.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#233,095
In fact, every accent except Mancunian is shit-tier.
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Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#233,133
@233,092 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
It's the Tennessee dialect. It is one of the most annoying parts of having to tag along with my parents for their yearly pilgrimage to the Graceland mansion (they REALLY love Elvis).
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#233,247
@previous (E)
That accent isn't as common here as you might think.
ValtaK !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#233,250
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
The Tennessee accent reminds me much more of the Virginia accent. It's hard not to exaggerate the accents.
Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#233,392
I forwarded this to Rick Scott. *fingers crossed*
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#233,417
Zombie Governor Rick Scott
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#233,422
CNN NEWSFLASH
Instead of paying people to do the execution, they should let people pay to do the executions! Firing squad is best because up to 10 people can pay to do the execution! Think of the profits! Budget deficit solved!
Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#233,433
@previous (J)
And I thought turkey shoots were fun!