I spent 5 years of my life working on a virus just to infect his computer so I could record every time he visits a porn site so I can learn his sexual preferences in order to create a profile for the ideal woman to become his romantic interest in order to further collect information on him for the FSB.
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I had to find out what bank he uses so I could copy their login and when he was gone I had to shoot the power lines so the power went out in his neighborhood so the security camera he installed wouldn’t record when we picked his locks and replaced his WiFi router with another WiFi router that looks the same that redirects to a fake banking website so we could find out his password which happened to be the same password to his laptop. We had to spend 3 months circling the block in a surveillance van just to be confident enough to pull that off.
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We even had to fake his mother’s death because she found out what was going on and was going to blow our cover. She’s actually still alive in a holding cell outside of St. Petersburg in Russia, but we made a wax replica of her in only 3 days so that they could have a convincing open casket funeral.