Topic: Huge fossilized piece of human shit
Anonymous A started this discussion 4 months ago #129,321
The largest known human excrement was discovered in 1972 in an ancient Viking settlement in York, England. At 20 centimetres long and 5 in width, this coprolite is approximately 1200 years old and is fossilized.Analysis indicated that his owner had a diet based on meat and bread, in addition to intestinal infections from parasites.
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The coprolite was found in 1972 beneath the site of what was to become the branch of Lloyds Bank on Pavement in York, and may be the largest example of fossilised human faeces (palaeofaeces) ever found, measuring 20 centimetres (8 in) long and 5 centimetres (2 in) wide. Analysis of the stool has indicated that its producer subsisted largely on meat and bread, despite evidence suggesting that other people at the same place and time had access to fruits, leeks, shellfish, and nuts. The stool had undergone mineralisation, unlike some other human coprolites which are preserved by desiccation. The presence of several hundred parasitic eggs suggests the person was riddled with intestinal worms (specifically maw-worms and whipworms). In 1991, Andrew Jones, a York Archaeological Trust employee and palaeoscatologist, made international news with his appraisal of the item for insurance purposes: "This is the most exciting piece of excrement I've eveHA HA HA HA HA GO FUCK A SHIT UP YOUR ASS