Topic: Nursery Rhymes
Andrew "Dice" Clay-Like started this discussion 4 months ago #129,267
Mary had a little lamb she loved to watch it shitAnd everytime she sniffed its poo she rubbed upon her clit.
It followed her to school one day which caused her so much trouble
Because for lunch she ate its shit and then blew big brown bubbles.
The Queen of Hearts she cut some farts all while sitting on the pot
The Knave of Hearts he sniffed those farts, and liked them quite alot.
The King of Hearts then sniffed her farts, and tugged his dick till sore
The Queen of Heart then cut more farts, so the King could cum some more!
Jack Sprat could eat his crap,
His wife would eat it too
So betwixt them both
They ate all of Jack's poo
Baa baa black sheep have you any turds
Yes sir yes sir now haven't you heard?
I shat on my master
I shat on the dame
I shat on the little boy who lives down the lane.
Baa baa black sheep please shit a turds on me
I am tired of waiting on you for some feces.
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