Minichan

Topic: You guys need to get laid

Anonymous A started this discussion 4 months ago #129,100

I've never come across such an uptight group of bitches online. Always fighting. Always disagreeing. Get laid and stay offline for a few weeks. Stay off minichan for a few months.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #1,390,444

So you're going to stay off of the website for a few weeks?

Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 9 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,445

I'll get laid when I'm dead.

Green !!bO/s3MBcD double-posted this 4 months ago, 28 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,446

@previous (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
That came out wrong.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 months ago, 11 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,447

@previous (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
Lol

boof joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 49 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,467

"laid", who the fuck talks like that

It's like thumbing through a Playboy magazine circe 1970s and reading the cartoons

Necrochick joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 19 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,468

@1,390,445 (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
*winky*

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,469

Why would having sex make me a better person? That doesn’t make any sense at all. Rapists have lots of sex.

Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 4 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,487

@1,390,468 (Necrochick)
Laid to rest.

Necrochick !.D3WUmyreY replied with this 4 months ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,488

@previous (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
Oh, I understood. We should hang out sometime.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,489

@previous (Necrochick !.D3WUmyreY)
Matt do you insert characters like these wacky forum personas into your books? I have a feeling you do.

It's honestly not a bad idea, except I don't think that horror is the right genre for your style. You would be better suited in comedy.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 42 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,496

I found this stack of magazines in the woods. It was wrapped in a towel and buried with some leaves on top but I think the rain got to it because the pages are all stuck together. But the page on this one still folds out!

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 46 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,502

@previous (H)

> I found this stack of magazines in the woods. It was wrapped in a towel and buried with some leaves on top but I think the rain got to it because the pages are all stuck together. But the page on this one still folds out!

I miss Penthouse Comix.

Fake Anon joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,509

You can have my virginity, when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

boof replied with this 4 months ago, 6 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,669

@1,390,496 (H)
*gets cock out while looking at cartoon intently*

I always imagined that if I was to leave such treasures out there, I'd have them in fine archival polybags

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,801

@1,390,509 (Fake Anon)
Literally libelous. I may be many things but I am definitely NOT a virgin. Thanks.

Fake Anon replied with this 4 months ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,391,335

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
If you do not stop pretending to be me, I will literally masturbate so much to get back at you.

Fakest Anon joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 53 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,391,336

I love Israel

Anonymous E replied with this 4 months ago, 56 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,391,345

> Minichan
> get laid

Pick one.
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