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Topic: I eat sushi, therefore I am superhuman

Anonymous A started this discussion 4 months ago #129,054

I’m not really a mammalian, I mean I’m mostly a human but I’m not completely a human. I ate expired raw gas station sushi and now I have worms eating away at my brain inside my skull so now my consciousness is part annelidan as opposed to purely mammalian. I have now transcended humanity and I look down upon the most superior race of man, the white man, as the white man once looked down upon apes. I am now in the process of constructing death camps and railways to traffic caucasians into these death camps so that the brain worms can live.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 4 months ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,390,181

∴𝙹∷ᒲᓭ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ∷ᒷ!¡ꖎᔑᓵᒷ ⚍ᓭ

∴𝙹∷ᒲᓭ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ∷ᒷ!¡ꖎᔑᓵᒷ ⚍ᓭ

∴𝙹∷ᒲᓭ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ∷ᒷ!¡ꖎᔑᓵᒷ ⚍ᓭ

https://youtu.be/7tjtoZFU0pk

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 26 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,185

On the way to Heaven, while eating Sushi.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,186

@previous (B)
他是同性恋美国人。

Anonymous B replied with this 4 months ago, 27 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,194

@previous (A)
I think that translates to = "He is a gay American."

We have no clue if the consumer is Male or Female -
If Female then yes may be gay.
If Male then NO WAY is He Gay.

Sorry for your Gayness.

Thompson Elliot the third joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,195

@previous (B)
不他是同性恋美国人。美国是同性恋自杀病毒国。我是中国人。中国不是同性恋国。

Thompson Elliot the third double-posted this 4 months ago, 43 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,196

我在北京。我爱北京。

Thompson Elliot the third triple-posted this 4 months ago, 43 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,197

我爱中国🇬🇧

+Syntax !viQfopLf82 replied with this 4 months ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,203

@1,390,195 (Thompson Elliot the third)
Translates to: No, he's a gay American. America is the country of gay suicides. I'm Chinese. China is not a gay country.

Asking Google with step 1
What is China's attitude to homosexuality?
The Chinese government decriminalized homosexuality in 1997 and in 2013 they accepted the United Nations' recommendations to introduce anti-discrimination legislation for LGBT people.

Step 2
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_China

Step 3 with AI
While exact numbers are hard to confirm, China is estimated to have tens of millions of LGBT people, possibly around 75 million according to a 2019 estimate from Daxue Consulting, representing about 5% of the population.

STEP 4
An estimated 2.0% of U.S. adults identify as gay, according to a 2024 Gallup News survey of over 14,000 adults. This equates to roughly 5.1 million people, as the survey found 9.3% of U.S. adults identify as LGBTQ+ in total,

and 2.0% of that population are gay

I am busy with work so will NOT translate your other replies - CLEARLY YOU AS CHINESE Dare Not assume the position because your next door neighbor wants to open up your Anus with reverse Engineering.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

boof joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,219

Skating down in Shinjuku
When I smelled love in the air
Strolling by the pagoda
The fragrance floats from somewhere

Will my Suki find me in time?
Or will her sushi spawn?
The odor drives me outta my mind
The scent goes straight to my prawn

[Chorus]
Su-su-sushi
Mushi-mushi
Cherry blossom and rice
Su-su-sushi she’s so nice

Breathlessly, I order away
This one thinks it's still swimmin'
Tail and fin, she dives right in
Who could ever want more?

[Chorus]
Su-su-sushi (sushi girl)
Mushi-mushi (sushi girl)
Cherry blossom (sushi girl) and rice
Su-su-sushi she’s so nice
You might also like
Don’t Want to Wait Anymore
The Tubes
Talk To Ya Later
The Tubes
No Sleep
Sway
Su-su-sushi, don't you cry
Take you to the sushi bar and buy ya some
Fillet and claw
Clam and tuna
Gonna eat it raw
She's my my abaluna

[Bridge]
Suck a tentacle, dip it in sauce
Hot green root, it sure is boss
My only vice is to slice it nice
And wrap it in rice, oh, what a device

Su-su-sushi (sushi girl)
Mushi-mushi (sushi girl)
Cherry blossom (sushi girl) and rice
Su-su-sushi she’s so nice

Su-su-sushi (sushi girl)
She go mushi (sushi girl)
Cherry blossom (sushi girl) and rice
Su-su-sushi got that right tonight

Su-su-sushi (hot sake)
She go mushi (wasabe)
Cherry blossom (and rice) and rice
Su-su-sushi

boof double-posted this 4 months ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,220

https://songmeanings.com/songs/view/3530822107858908403/

one response, "I think it's about sushi"

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,228

@1,390,203 (+Syntax !viQfopLf82)
不美国是同性恋。中国没有性病恋忍让你人。
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