Topic: Imagine being a Korean War daddy in unit 731

President INTERNETMAN started this discussion 10 months ago #129,045

How would you feel? Happy, sad, excited, scared? Well… maybe some of you will get to know someday. That’s right, my first act as president, is I’m instituting a secret experimental torture unit inside the United States to punish political dissent against my regime. I bet you like the sound of that don’t you. Teehee. You’re gonna have so much fun. We have meat hooks, an industrial press, and branding irons. Hehe.

President INTERNETMAN (OP) double-posted this 10 months ago, 27 seconds later[^] [v] #1,390,100

Just pull the eyes right out with a screwdriver…

President INTERNETMAN (OP) triple-posted this 10 months ago, 4 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,104

I am the most beautiful, most merciful president.

President INTERNETMAN (OP) quadruple-posted this 10 months ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,105

The hemacite door handles in my mansion were made from compressed sawdust and the blood of human children.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 17 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,107

Shut up retard

Minichan