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Topic: Barely gay Japanese porn tho

Anonymous A started this discussion 4 months ago #129,044

Have you ever seen porn that’s like barely even porn and it’s gay but it’s like barely even gay at the same time?

There’s this one Japanese porn video on xvideos called "cute Japanese crossdressers" and basically what it is, is it’s two Japanese guys with long hair, they’re riding their bikes or whatever, they get back to an apartment, and they suck each others dicks. But it’s like an hour long or something.

It’s like, have you ever felt like, you don’t really wanna have sex with a guy, but you want to have a male friendship you can suck each other off in, but you’re not actually gay so you kinda want him to look like a girl?


…don’t watch it you’ll get bored.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 4 months ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,390,087

Like it’s the perfect porn video for the type of guy that wants to suck a dick once just to know what it feels like, then slit his throat, burn his body, and bury the ashes in the woods. Like diet homosexuality or something.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,088

Imagine being this guy, T-34. His life seems so terrible and bleak.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,089

It’s sort of like how Iran has those kamikaze drones. Because like, they’re Muslims, but they’re still a little bit afraid of death, so they don’t want to actually be kamikazes for real, but they like the aesthetic of being a kamikaze so they hired some programmers to make planes that kamikaze themselves without a pilot and sold it to Russia to kill Ukrainian children. It’s still immoral, but maybe less insane than what the Japanese did because at least they’re still rationally selfish enough to not kill themselves. That’s diet jihad. This is like the diet jihad version of gayness.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,090

@1,390,088 (B)
You think my testosterone levels are that high?

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,091

But actually fun fact: did you know that Russia names their artillery pieces after flowers? Take the 2S4 Tyulpan for example. Tyulpan means "tulip" in Russian.

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 4 months ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,093

Imagine jerking off in a gulag…

https://youtu.be/TYnmFVTFT3E

Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 4 months ago, 4 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,095

Japan has the largest non-governing communist party in the world. Not relevant to anything at all. Just thinking about sending Russian "flowers" to Berlin to capture the reichstag, but this time in the name of orthodox Christianity.

https://youtu.be/vV7YgnPUxcU?t=38m44s

Anonymous A (OP) sextuple-posted this 4 months ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,096

I’m starting to wonder if Hitler was onto something…

Anonymous A (OP) septuple-posted this 4 months ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,097

Not with the Jew thing with the Japanese thing. He was wrong about the Jew thing but maybe the part of mein kampf where hitler wrote the Japanese only know how to make cheap copies of stuff had some merit to it. Every Toyota I’ve ever owned has broken down within the first thousand miles of use.

Anonymous A (OP) octuple-posted this 4 months ago, 7 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,099

…imagine being a Korean war daddy in unit 731

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,108

You gay as fuck

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,152

I would not describe a video of two crossdressing men flirting with and blowing eachother for an hour "barely gay" but there are always differences of opinion.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 52 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,161

If props like strapons in straight sex makes it barely straight, then tricks like crossdressing makes it barely gay, especially if both partners crossdress. It's simple mathematics

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,176

@1,390,152 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yes there is a difference of opinion. However, OP has the objectively correct opinion and you have the objectively incorrect opinion.

Anonymous F double-posted this 4 months ago, 41 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,184

@1,390,108 (C)

> You gay as fuck

Fuck isn’t completely gay. I mean, missionary is technically a form of fuck. So that’s tolerable.
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