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Topic: I have a question for atheists

DebateBro started this discussion 4 months ago #129,025

Do you believe that gay people go to heaven?
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
2 29%
5 71%

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,389,965

I believe that only gay people go to heaven, actually. God is gay.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 45 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,966

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
This is true

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 4 months ago, 26 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,967

Heaven is a total suck and fuck fest

DebateBro joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 17 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,968

@1,389,965 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
If you believe in God then you’re not really an atheist though.

DebateBro double-posted this 4 months ago, 18 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,969

@1,389,967 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> Heaven is a total suck and fuck fest

In Islam it is.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 3 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,970

50 / 50 on heavens no / hell yes

DebateBro replied with this 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,971

@previous (E)

> 50 / 50 on heavens no / hell yes

So and do heaven?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 months ago, 23 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,973

@1,389,969 (DebateBro)
Every type of heaven is gay as hell

DebateBro replied with this 4 months ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,974

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Are you saying you like that because you’re gay or are you saying you don’t like that because being gay is bad?

DebateBro double-posted this 4 months ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,975

Atheists are smart 🙃

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,976

> I have a question for atheists

> Do you believe that gay people go to heaven?


Of Course they do not go to heaven. No one goes to heaven.

Heaven is made up just like the tooth fairy. Blame this on them Jews. Earth millions of years old and along cum some Jews who write fairy tales about God and the creation.
A God that is so limited in scope and can only create man kind via Incest at the GetGo.

DebateBro replied with this 4 months ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,980

@previous (F)
You were created from incest. Think about it, you have two parents, four grandparents, eight great grandparents, sixteen great great grandparents. Has the world population gotten bigger or smaller over time?

Religion is correct that you’re the result of inbreeding.

DebateBro double-posted this 4 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,982

@1,389,976 (F)
…also the Earth is billions of years old not millions.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 28 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,983

@1,389,976 (F)

> >I have a question for atheists
>
> >Do you believe that gay people go to heaven?
>
>
> Of Course they do not go to heaven. No one goes to heaven.

Incorrect. Good people go to Heaven. Let me know if you'd like my priestly advice on how you can increase your chances.

DebateBro replied with this 4 months ago, 50 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,984

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
I’m Catholic but somehow I don’t believe that you’re a real priest.

DebateBro double-posted this 4 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,987

…like why would a real priest be on the internet on a Sunday? 🤔

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 4 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,989

@1,389,984 (DebateBro)

> I’m Catholic but somehow I don’t believe that you’re a real priest.

I have proven in the past that I am a real priest.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc double-posted this 4 months ago, 49 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,990

@1,389,987 (DebateBro)

> …like why would a real priest be on the internet on a Sunday? 🤔

Because church services don't last 24 hours? 🤔

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,991

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

> Because church services don't last 24 hours? 🤔

Feels like they do lol

DebateBro replied with this 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,992

@1,389,989 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
You know what? I’m not gonna say I think you are a priest or you’re not a priest, I’m just gonna leave it at, I don’t know. Anybody can say anything on the internet and this seems like a weird place for a priest to hang out. But anything is possible.

Anonymous H replied with this 4 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,994

@previous (DebateBro)
Eh, there are a few resident pastors and general Jesus freaks that hang on the chans. Some are there for the Lord's work, others to actually just hang with us (usually on the less seedy threads and boards). A priest isn't totally outta the question.

DebateBro joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,995

@previous (H)
The level of mental illness on these websites is so high I just assume everyone either has the mental age of a 6 year old or is schizophrenic by default.

DebateBro double-posted this 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,997

Also tbh, I don’t actually like Chan sites, I just use sites that don’t have logins. I never post on like real Chan sites that are actual image boards where you have to upload an image to post something because I’m just not weird enough for that.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 4 months ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,998

@1,389,992 (DebateBro)

> this seems like a weird place for a priest to hang out.

Genuine question: why?

DebateBro replied with this 4 months ago, 17 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,999

Honestly I find it kinda amazing how despite how much time I’ve spent on the internet, I’ve literally never met a smart person online.

DebateBro double-posted this 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,000

@1,389,998 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
I mean, I’ve met priests in real life before, they don’t seem like the type of people who are very plugged in tbh. They’re mostly old guys.

DebateBro triple-posted this 4 months ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,001

I have seen younger priests on the internet, but their whole persona seems to be very professional / polished. A priest just hanging out online seems kinda odd.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 4 months ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,003

@previous (DebateBro)
Priests have lives beyond the church. We play guitar, go to concerts, ski, skydive, go to rugby matches, use Instagram, watch YouTube videos about guys who free-climb 400 metre AM towers. We're no different to anybody else in that respect.

DebateBro replied with this 4 months ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,005

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Either you are or you aren’t. One way or the other, I don’t have any reason why knowing is important.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 months ago, 6 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,006

@1,389,974 (DebateBro)
Did this question make sense to you

(Edited 5 seconds later.)

DebateBro replied with this 4 months ago, 49 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,007

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,026

@1,389,989 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)


> I have proven in the past that I am a real priest.

No you haven't

DebateBro joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,027

@previous (J)
I figured but there are thousands of posts and I didn’t wanna get into all that. I’ll take your word for it at face value though.

DebateBro double-posted this 4 months ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,029

Also I saw him misspell the word "pray."

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 4 months ago, 8 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,118

@1,390,026 (J)

> > I have proven in the past that I am a real priest.
>
> No you haven't

Yes I have.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc double-posted this 4 months ago, 10 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,119

@1,390,029 (DebateBro)

> Also I saw him misspell the word "pray."

No you didn't.

Meta joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,299

No, they do not.

Idiot joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,397,068

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)

> > > >I have a question for atheists
> > >
> > > >Do you believe that gay people go to heaven?
> > >
> > >
> > > Of Course they do not go to heaven. No one goes to heaven.
> >
> > Incorrect. People who think laterally go to Heaven. Let me know if you'd like my priestly advice on how you can increase the stiffness in your erection.
>
> ok whatever you faggot.

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Idiot double-posted this 3 months ago, 15 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,397,069

@previous (Idiot)

> > > > >I have a question for atheists
> > > >
> > > > >Do you believe that gay people go to heaven?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Of Course they do not go to heaven. No one goes to heaven.
> > >
> > > Incorrect. People who think laterally go to Heaven. Let me know if you'd like my priestly advice on how you can increase the stiffness in your erection.
> >
> > ok whatever you faggot.
>
> More indentation

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Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 37 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,397,088

@previous (Idiot)

> > > > > >I have a question for atheists
> > > > >
> > > > > >Do you believe that gay people go to heaven?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Of Course they do not go to heaven. No one goes to heaven.
> > > >
> > > > Incorrect. People who think laterally go to Heaven. Let me know if you'd like my priestly advice on how you can increase the stiffness in your erection.
> > >
> > > ok whatever you faggot.
> >
> > More indentation
>
> More indentation

Sez the cunt who posts the same drivel twice.

DarkDude replied with this 3 months ago, 36 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,397,089

@previous (O)

> > > > > > >I have a question for atheists
> > > > > >
> > > > > > >Do you believe that gay people go to heaven?
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Of Course they do not go to heaven. No one goes to heaven.
> > > > >
> > > > > Incorrect. People who think laterally go to Heaven. Let me know if you'd like my priestly advice on how you can increase the stiffness in your erection.
> > > >
> > > > ok whatever you faggot.
> > >
> > > More indentation
> >
> > More indentation
>
> Sez the cunt who posts the same drivel twice.

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Anonymous O replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,397,091

@previous (DarkDude)

> > > > > > > >I have a question for atheists
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >Do you believe that gay people go to heaven?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Of Course they do not go to heaven. No one goes to heaven.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Incorrect. People who think laterally go to Heaven. Let me know if you'd like my priestly advice on how you can increase the stiffness in your erection.
> > > > >
> > > > > ok whatever you faggot.
> > > >
> > > > More indentation
> > >
> > > More indentation
> >
> > Sez the cunt who posts the same drivel twice.
>
> More indentation

Shut up nigger face

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 36 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,397,092

you know a thread is niggered beyond salvage when an entire screen is taken up by meme arrow text.

DarkDude replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,397,094

@1,397,091 (O)

> > > > > > > > >I have a question for atheists
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >Do you believe that gay people go to heaven?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Of Course they do not go to heaven. No one goes to heaven.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Incorrect. People who think laterally go to Heaven. Let me know if you'd like my priestly advice on how you can increase the stiffness in your erection.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > ok whatever you faggot.
> > > > >
> > > > > More indentation
> > > >
> > > > More indentation
> > >
> > > Sez the cunt who posts the same drivel twice.
> >
> > More indentation
>
> Shut up nigger face

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DarkDude double-posted this 3 months ago, 11 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,397,098

@previous (DarkDude)

> > > > > > > > > >I have a question for atheists
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >Do you believe that gay people go to heaven?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Of Course they do not go to heaven. No one goes to heaven.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Incorrect. People who think laterally go to Heaven. Let me know if you'd like my priestly advice on how you can increase the stiffness in your erection.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > ok whatever you faggot.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > More indentation
> > > > >
> > > > > More indentation
> > > >
> > > > Sez the cunt who posts the same drivel twice.
> > >
> > > More indentation
> >
> > Shut up nigger face
>
> More indentation

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DarkDude triple-posted this 3 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,397,105

@previous (DarkDude)

> > > > > > > > > > >I have a question for atheists
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >Do you believe that gay people go to heaven?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Of Course they do not go to heaven. No one goes to heaven.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Incorrect. People who think laterally go to Heaven. Let me know if you'd like my priestly advice on how you can increase the stiffness in your erection.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > ok whatever you faggot.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > More indentation
> > > > > >
> > > > > > More indentation
> > > > >
> > > > > Sez the cunt who posts the same drivel twice.
> > > >
> > > > More indentation
> > >
> > > Shut up nigger face
> >
> > More indentation
>
> More indentation

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Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 17 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,397,201

All dogs go to heaven

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 5 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,398,769

@previous (Q)

> All dogs go to heaven

Found the furry!

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,398,988

@previous (R)
Bluey?

Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,398,995

Gaytheist.

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,399,203

@previous (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
Catholic priest and altar boys

Anon joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 week later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,147

@previous (V)

> Catholic priest and altar boys

Anonymous Q replied with this 2 months ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,326

@1,398,988 (S)
Reddy

Anonymous W replied with this 2 months ago, 25 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,331

@1,389,982 (DebateBro)

> …also the Earth is billions of years old not millions.

Yea but people on Planet Earth is what we are talking about

Good movie Heaven Can Wait.
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