Topic: Burrito wraps are overpowered
Anonymous A started this discussion 4 months ago #128,993
Just throw some stuff in there, it's a meal just like that. Don't even need a dish or a knifeOatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,389,746
I tried to eat a burrito once but it kept falling out of the bread when I got it with the fork and it eventually ended up a big mess that had to get a spoon for, and it was strangely resistant to the knife.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,747
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Wat. You make a little hill of ingredients in the middle, grab the side closest to you and fold it in half, tuck it in from left and right
Wat. You make a little hill of ingredients in the middle, grab the side closest to you and fold it in half, tuck it in from left and right
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 4 months ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,749
@previous (A)
Right but then you cut a bite and hit it with your fork and it just squashes and falls out
Right but then you cut a bite and hit it with your fork and it just squashes and falls out
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,751
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Oh but you don't understand, it's like a sandwich that graduated from college. You can hold it and eat it without it failing you
Oh but you don't understand, it's like a sandwich that graduated from college. You can hold it and eat it without it failing you
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 4 months ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,753
@previous (A)
Even if I press really hard, the wrapbread is too thin and the fork doesn't pierce it at the bottom. So when I lift it up, most of the time it just falls apart.
Even if I press really hard, the wrapbread is too thin and the fork doesn't pierce it at the bottom. So when I lift it up, most of the time it just falls apart.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,754
@1,389,746 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Sounds like a gnarly tortilla. They're not supposed to be tough.
Sounds like a gnarly tortilla. They're not supposed to be tough.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 11 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,756
@1,389,753 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
@previous (C)
I think I see the issue, you don't even heat it. If it's not Hot, you can just hold it with your hands and the teeth will be your fork
@previous (C)
I think I see the issue, you don't even heat it. If it's not Hot, you can just hold it with your hands and the teeth will be your fork
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,757
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 4 months ago, 7 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,758
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 5 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,760
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Oh I see, you'd rather stick the same metal crap up your mouth over and over.... and over again
Oh I see, you'd rather stick the same metal crap up your mouth over and over.... and over again
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,827
What the hell is mail fraud?
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