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Topic: hey corporations, I got free consultant advice for you concerning your websites

boof started this discussion 4 months ago #128,949

You got too much fuckin javascript in there. The page loads too fuckin slow and I'm on fiber. And the full screen video of smiling fuckfaces makes it look like you only want douchebags as customers.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #1,389,269

Is that why things change just as I'm about to click on something? That stuff ain't cool.

boof (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,270

to Amazon -- hey shitheads, it's been what, a decade and half and you still haven't cleaned up your reviews area? If I want to read reviews of brand x model ass409, don't fucking fill the area with brand x model tit864, dik300, and cok808 you fucks.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 15 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,273

Boof you are a FUCKING NIGGER!!!

boof (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 5 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,276

fantastic

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,314

@OP

> You got too much fuckin javascript in there. The page loads too fuckin slow and I'm on fiber. And the full screen video of smiling fuckfaces makes it look like you only want douchebags as customers.

Love the pop-ups and auto play videos. Plus, ads you accidentally click while scrolling. I want my Web browsing experience to imitate porn Web sites circa 2002.

boof (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 8 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,500

yep it's gotten so that if a page darkens and a thing appears asking to send me their newsletter or whatever the fuck it's doing, I just close the fucking tab now

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,503

@1,389,269 (B)

> Is that why things change just as I'm about to click on something? That stuff ain't cool.
My credit card's web portal does that. If you don't wait 2.5 seconds it links you back to the 'perks' page from the giant popover image. Dark patterns are garbage.

boof (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,506

The fucking eBay paying by PayPal was doing that for a while. The button to pay would show, so I'd click it, but it immediately shifted down as I clicked because the fucking page had some bullshit that had to shoehorn in there for no good reason after a delay
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