Topic: Alreet, me fellow Geordies.

Anonymous A started this discussion 4 months ago #128,879

Hoy, marra! Hoo’s aall yers the day, like? Wes were oot wi’ the lads, divvin’ nowt but carryin’ on, scoffin’ fish an’ chips an’ a curry. We hoyed in far owa much spicy scran, an’ next thing wes aall had the skitters somethin’ chronic. Bein’ daft buggers as usual, we just let it gan in the curry hoose an’ legged it, pissin’ worsels laughin’.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,388,610

I have such a hard time reading a book with an accent

I had to give up Trainspotting, A Clockwork Orange, and Requim for a Dream

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 5 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,611

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Clockwork Orange isn't an accent, it's Russian.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 months ago, 21 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,615

@previous (C)
It wasnt in Russian

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 8 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,619

Had a coworker who hated geordies and made fun of them because a guy punched a police horse once or something. Idk it all seemed very quaint.

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

Meta joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 3 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,622

@1,388,615 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
The "nadsat" slang they use is mostly transliterated Russian words. Anthony Burgess did this when he realized that if he used actual teen slang, it would rapidly become dated.

https://www.anthonyburgess.org/a-clockwork-orange/a-clockwork-orange-and-nadsat/

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 months ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,624

@previous (Meta)
To me, that's still an accent. Even if its created by the author

Anonymous C replied with this 4 months ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,627

@1,388,615 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> It wasnt in Russian

Yes it was.

Anonymous C double-posted this 4 months ago, 44 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,628

@1,388,624 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> To me, that's still an accent.

"Droogs" is not an accent you literal retard.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 months ago, 38 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,629

@1,388,627 (C)
Not exactly, no

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 4 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,630

@1,388,628 (C)
Its an invented accent/slang. Its not directly translated Russian

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC triple-posted this 4 months ago, 17 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,631

@1,388,622 (Meta)
Interesting website btw

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 18 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,922

These threads all seem to be about eating spicy food and shitting in inappropriate places, choose some other topic.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 4 months ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,923

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)

> These threads all seem to be about eating spicy food and shitting in inappropriate places

Well yeah, he's parodying life in Gateshead.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 4 months ago, 17 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,931

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

I can't really argue, I guess. But there's other things to focus on too.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 4 months ago, 10 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,936

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Maybe his next one can be about punching a police horse in the face.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 months ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,937

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
That guy is tiny

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,938

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Excuse you, that's the tallest man in Newcastle Upon Tyne!

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 4 months ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,939

@1,388,937 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> That guy is tiny

He'd had a few Newcastle Brown Ales and was feeling confident:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2475009/Newcastle-fan-Barry-Rogerson-jailed-12-months-punching-police-horse.html

Donald J. Trump joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,389,011

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Fake nudes, I’ve seen a lot of nudes.

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