Anonymous A started this discussion 4 months ago#128,845
So I was checking out different student organizations the other day. I came across the gay table, didn’t really look at it, but out of the corner of my eye I saw the pride flag and some cutouts of sex toys.
Anyway, I went to the Catholic table. I thought about it, given the whole Epstein thing, I think the satanic homosexual sex toy table is where people go to become the future POTUS. I don’t wanna be president anymore, you know?
Lil FSB joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 13 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,388,333
TRUMPTOWERRAZVEDYVATELNOYEPODRAZDELENIYE
Epstein, can you do somethin' for me? (Epstein)
Can you hit a lil' rich flex for me? (Epstein)
And Epstein, can you do somethin' for me? (Epstein, Epstein)
Drop some bars to my - ex for me
And Epstein (Epstein), can you do somethin" for me? (Yeah)
Can you talk to the opps necks for me? (Okay)
Epstein, do your thing, Epstein, do your thing (Epstein)
Do your thing, Epstein, do your thing
Anonymous C replied with this 4 months ago, 8 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,388,335
I swear I’m a lefty, but I’m starting to want to do Christian apologetics the way things are going. First the left said the Catholics were a pedophile cult, then they became a pedophile cult. And now the right is also a pedophile cult. Okay, well maybe you had a point about us but at least we have enough grace and enough self respect to be secretive about these things. You know what I mean? Wouldn’t you rather be lied to that the most powerful people in the world aren’t pedophiles even though they are? Wouldn't that be better for your mental health. That’s what Jesus Christ can do for you. And maybe you’ve sinned before, but remember what Urban II said at Clermont!
"All who die by the way, whether by land or by sea, or in battle against the pagans, shall have immediate remission of sins. This I grant them through the power of God with which I am invested. O what a disgrace if such a despised and base race, which worships demons, should conquer a people which has the faith of omnipotent God and is made glorious with the name of Christ! With what reproaches will the Lord overwhelm us if you do not aid those who, with us, profess the Christian religion! Let those who have been accustomed unjustly to wage private warfare against the faithful now go against the infidels and end with victory this war which should have been begun long ago. Let those who for a long time, have been robbers, now become knights. Let those who have been fighting against their brothers and relatives now fight in a proper way against the barbarians. Let those who have been serving as mercenaries for small pay now obtain the eternal reward. Let those who have been wearing themselves out in both body and soul now work for a double honor. Behold! on this side will be the sorrowful and poor, on that, the rich; on this side, the enemies of the Lord, on that, his friends. Let those who go not put off the journey, but rent their lands and collect money for their expenses; and as soon as winter is over and spring comes, let hem eagerly set out on the way with God as their guide."
Maybe you were a gay sex freak, maybe you were a Republican, now you can die in a crusade and redeem yourself and still get into Heaven. Seems like a deal to me!
boof joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,388,376
didn't you feel awkward at the big family gatherings when they still made you sit at the gay table and there you are, straight enough to look under the girls's skirts