Topic: I quit the banana factory
Anonymous A started this discussion 4 months ago #128,819
They couldn't grant me one day off after more than two years, they've also been hiring little asian women that I saw slowly breaking their backs in real time, they are like less than half my size it's absurd. Been living on savings, I had to sell my L'Oreal shares. One friend came clean too, yes he's been cheating the system for the easiest orders but then he drops a bomb, everyone is cheating the system.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 59 minutes later[^] [v] #1,388,138
But what will you do now? What will become of Bananaman?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,141
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Another adventure of course, I don't know the shape of it but if the next one keeps outdoing the previous one like it has, I'm in for quite the ride. Almost scared tbh
Another adventure of course, I don't know the shape of it but if the next one keeps outdoing the previous one like it has, I'm in for quite the ride. Almost scared tbh
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,143
It lost its appeel?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,146
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 4 months ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,147
@1,388,141 (A)
I don't know how to feel. How to separate Banana Guy from the banana factory? Are you even still Banana Guy? Who are you?
I don't know how to feel. How to separate Banana Guy from the banana factory? Are you even still Banana Guy? Who are you?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,153
I shall try not to be scared and I will follow the hum, avoiding appeels that turn dark with time. A nightshift of some sort is ideal for this, people in nightshifts understand one thing, the day shift and evening shift is to be avoided.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 4 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,155
Also I shall be more motivated than ever before, because I have seen the power of the stock market and I'll cram money into it like crazy, I'd literally rob a bank just to invest the money, I'll invest like never before, I'm going to end up with a portfolio bigger than Texas, I'll invest people's souls if I could!
Meta joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 50 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,165
@OP
Did you ever actually see anyone slip on a banana peel while there?
Did you ever actually see anyone slip on a banana peel while there?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,167
@previous (Meta)
No, but a girl stepped on a pallet when reaching for a box, but the wood broke and so she fell on the ground. Also, one time a pallet two levels high fell right next to my friend.
No, but a girl stepped on a pallet when reaching for a box, but the wood broke and so she fell on the ground. Also, one time a pallet two levels high fell right next to my friend.
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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,223
Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 23 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,225
Were any of the little Asian lady's hot and single?
boof joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,244
I can't quit youFake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 8 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,263
I always thought bananas grew on trees but apparently they're made in factories. You learn something new every day.
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Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 4 months ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,264
Necessary Anon joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 45 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,270
@1,388,263 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
https://giphy.com/gifs/freak-2UOeg2XGEZine
Does make the point that Bananas have multiple educational uses.
Safe for work!
File is not fit for mc - Does make the point that Bananas have multiple educational uses.
Safe for work!
https://giphy.com/gifs/freak-2UOeg2XGEZine
Does make the point that Bananas have multiple educational uses.
Safe for work!
File is not fit for mc - Does make the point that Bananas have multiple educational uses.
Safe for work!
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Anonymous D replied with this 4 months ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,299
Lady D !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,347
So you were the only one not cheating the system? That sucks.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,386
@1,388,244 (boof)
I'm going to assume you mean me and you can't fix my narcissism. <3
@1,388,264 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
It's a common misconception though, people don't understand that banana plantations grow the INGREDIENTS for banana production
@previous (Lady D !Pool..v42s)
Well according to him, that's his excuse, and it makes sense from what I've observed. Couldn't stay angry though because he's the only one who has admitted it
I'm going to assume you mean me and you can't fix my narcissism. <3
@1,388,264 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
It's a common misconception though, people don't understand that banana plantations grow the INGREDIENTS for banana production
@previous (Lady D !Pool..v42s)
Well according to him, that's his excuse, and it makes sense from what I've observed. Couldn't stay angry though because he's the only one who has admitted it
Lady D !Pool..v42s replied with this 4 months ago, 10 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,605
@previous (A)
I'd be mad at yourself for getting the shit end of the stick if literally everyone else was doing it.
I'd be mad at yourself for getting the shit end of the stick if literally everyone else was doing it.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 15 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,612
@previous (Lady D !Pool..v42s)
But it doesn't quite make sense that everyone was doing it though, how can everyone be pulling tricks for easier orders?
I was surprised by his obvious shame that he couldn't hide with his whole "I was just doing it to survive" and i couldn't blame him because everyone gets the same targets despite size or age, he's very short.
I just could not stand that while I pulled every trick in the book to avoid inefficiency, other people who weren't short or old, got seen as fast because they knew how to get the better orders (like looking at order codes and manually selecting them, or being related to management) but in reality they would take frequent trips to bathrooms, chitchat for hours every week and just joke around.
But it doesn't quite make sense that everyone was doing it though, how can everyone be pulling tricks for easier orders?
I was surprised by his obvious shame that he couldn't hide with his whole "I was just doing it to survive" and i couldn't blame him because everyone gets the same targets despite size or age, he's very short.
I just could not stand that while I pulled every trick in the book to avoid inefficiency, other people who weren't short or old, got seen as fast because they knew how to get the better orders (like looking at order codes and manually selecting them, or being related to management) but in reality they would take frequent trips to bathrooms, chitchat for hours every week and just joke around.
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