Topic: I killed the zodiac killer in my dream
Anonymous A started this discussion 4 months ago #128,817
He's got a bear on a chain leash, jogging through the forest with a ak47 on his back, I'm his hostage but I pretend to be his friend. I hope to God the house in the forest is empty and it is, I lay down on a couch, pretending to be more interested in the tv program. Cops show up, they think the zodiac killer is a resident! I try to signal them he's the zodiac killer... It doesn't work. Finally I jump up and yell "it's him it's him! He is him!!!" Three cops shoot the zodiac killer, he's dead and I'm safe. The end.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,388,115
I thought you guys were gonna have butt sex and when the cops show up they slip on the wet spot on the floor. But the stench turns them into raging nymphomaniacs. The Zodiak Filler.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,117
@previous (B)
Would have happened tbh, but then he suddenly knew someone I know and implied she was in the house. For some reason I still saw that person as a child, so he had to go. I was ready to jump that guy but the cops just shot him right away. Totally unexpected
Would have happened tbh, but then he suddenly knew someone I know and implied she was in the house. For some reason I still saw that person as a child, so he had to go. I was ready to jump that guy but the cops just shot him right away. Totally unexpected
Anonymous B replied with this 4 months ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,118
Damn. Cops always ruining things
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 4 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,120
@previous (B)
Rofl one of them acted as if I was ruining it, handed me a card with two golden triangles that looked like a hourglass, before running out of the house in a mad panic
Rofl one of them acted as if I was ruining it, handed me a card with two golden triangles that looked like a hourglass, before running out of the house in a mad panic
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,149
Sounds like the cops killed the zodiac killer in your dreams. 🤨
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,151
@previous (C)
True, but there was a moment where I was frantically staring his lifeless face, wondering if I just got the cops to kill a look like.
True, but there was a moment where I was frantically staring his lifeless face, wondering if I just got the cops to kill a look like.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,169
Are you sure this was a dream and not real life?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,170
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)Depends, was Confucius onto something or did he have access to some strong ass drugs?
Disappointed Father joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 47 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,388,176
@previous (A)
You’re supposed to say was he onto something or was he on something. Missed opportunity.
You’re supposed to say was he onto something or was he on something. Missed opportunity.
