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Topic: Alabama artist unveils life-size statue of Steve Jobs.

ValtaK !0VegJ9Jl.Q started this discussion 15 years ago #12,879

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Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #231,918

Even his statue has cancer

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,919

@previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
Too soon.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,922

@231,918 (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
had*

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,923

Should have at least fitted him with a mock-turtleneck and pants. That looks sickly.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,924

ololol

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,925

i hope it doesn't have a penis

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,926

yeah he needs the "steve is doing a presentation" outfit

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,929

lol'd

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,931

@231,922 (D)
has*

The statue remains.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,934

@previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
had*

but if it was constructed it was built with it. therefore it was made that way, not actively acquiring it.

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,935

@previous (D)
Statues cannot get cancer, so both are wrong.
For the joke you killed, 'has' is right.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,937

@previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
no, they can't get cancer, they're built with the attributes of cancer because of the people they represent. try to keep up.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,938

@previous (D)
yeah but the statue exists it has cancer

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,939

@previous (E)
its an inanimate object. that doesn't even make sense biologically

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,940

@231,937 (D)
Ever herped so hard you derped?

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. double-posted this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,941

@231,939 (D)
It's got statue cancer. It doesn't need to make sense biologically because it only happens to statues.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,942

@231,940 (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
@previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
you just couldn't let it go could you???

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #231,963

Did he have to choose the 80lb cancer-ridden Steve Jobs? And then put him in what looks like a skirt?

I think Jobs would rather be remembered as a strong, healthy man.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #231,967

@231,939 (D)
yeah but this is grammars not biologies dumpass

also say you make a sculpture of a cock with syphilis

you could hold up that sculpture and say, 'this cock has syphilis'

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Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #231,974

@previous (E)
no fgt. it's that "this cock is attributed with syphilis" it doesnt mean the statue actually has the disease. lrn2context

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #232,000

Anon D had autism.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #232,001

@previous (J)
And then what happened?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,012

oh fuck that was funny

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,022

@previous (K)
Why would you post this shit?

sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,029

Lol. I bet he open mouth kisses it.

@231,963 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
He always looked sickly.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,032

@231,974 (D)
wait so you're wrong and now you're arguing more about different stuff? gay

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,033

@232,022 (C)

> Why would you post this shit?

It's not a statue. It's an old photo of Steve Jobs.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 15 years ago, 13 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,250

Image went missing@232,032 (E)
Not always. He looked pretty healthy until 2005 or so.
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