Topic: Alabama artist unveils life-size statue of Steve Jobs.
ValtaK !0VegJ9Jl.Q started this discussion 15 years ago #12,879 Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later[^] [v] #231,918 Even his statue has cancer
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,919 @previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
Too soon.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,922 @231,918 (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
had*
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 26 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,923 Should have at least fitted him with a mock-turtleneck and pants. That looks sickly.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 26 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,924 ololol
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago , 9 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,925 i hope it doesn't have a penis
Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 3 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,926 yeah he needs the "steve is doing a presentation" outfit
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,929 lol'd
Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,931 @231,922 (D)
has*
The statue remains.
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago , 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,934 @previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
had*
but if it was constructed it was built with it. therefore it was made that way, not actively acquiring it.
Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago , 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,935 @previous (D)
Statues cannot get cancer, so both are wrong.
For the joke you killed, 'has' is right.
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago , 8 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,937 @previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
no, they can't get cancer, they're built with the attributes of cancer because of the people they represent. try to keep up.
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago , 39 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,938 @previous (D)
yeah but the statue exists it has cancer
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago , 48 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,939 @previous (E)
its an inanimate object. that doesn't even make sense biologically
Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago , 16 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,940 @231,937 (D)
Ever herped so hard you derped?
Fox !FXYGNx1XR. double-posted this 15 years ago , 43 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,941 @231,939 (D)
It's got statue cancer. It doesn't need to make sense biologically because it only happens to statues.
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,942 @231,940 (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
@previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
you just couldn't let it go could you???
Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #231,963 Did he have to choose the 80lb cancer-ridden Steve Jobs? And then put him in what looks like a skirt?
I think Jobs would rather be remembered as a strong, healthy man.
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago , 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #231,967 @231,939 (D)
yeah but this is grammars not biologies dumpass
also say you make a sculpture of a cock with syphilis
you could hold up that sculpture and say, 'this cock has syphilis'
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Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago , 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #231,974 @previous (E)
no fgt. it's that "this cock is attributed with syphilis" it doesnt mean the statue actually has the disease. lrn2context
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #232,000 Anon D had autism.
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago , 34 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #232,001 @previous (J)
And then what happened?
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 29 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,012 oh fuck that was funny
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago , 29 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,022 @previous (K)
Why would you post this shit?
sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,029 Lol. I bet he open mouth kisses it.
@231,963 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
He always looked sickly.
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago , 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,032 @231,974 (D)
wait so you're wrong and now you're arguing more about different stuff? gay
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,033 @232,022 (C)
> Why would you post this shit?
It's not a statue. It's an old photo of Steve Jobs.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 15 years ago , 13 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,250 @232,032 (E)
Not
always . He looked pretty healthy until 2005 or so.
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