All airline pilots are obese, lgbt, female sinners. And at the end of every pre-flight checklist they must reaffirm that they have rejected the Lord Jesus Christ from their hearts. We can't be too careful in these trying times, if the rapture comes you'll be glad there was a qualified merit-based sinner in the pilot's seats.(Edited 2 minutes later.)
I can't wait to get the 'hot pilot' calendar.