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Topic: What is a neckbeard?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #12,874

Can someone explain?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #231,838

no need to explain. pic related.

dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,839

ninjj

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,841

A light beard primarily on the upper neck and below/behind the chin and on the jaw, but not really on the face or chin itself like a goatee would be.
Or someone who has such.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,845

@previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
Why would a person have this?

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,846

@previous (A)
Lack of grooming and care to do such.

[^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,847

@231,841 (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
Also can be referencing someone who displays classic tendencies associated with 'nerds' who dwell in basements or other shutins who don't need to care about physical appearances.

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,852

@previous ([^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3.)
Yes, as those most typical don a neckbeard and thus become one.

armoredzombie !prw5BjXTeI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,853

Has played an Elder Scrolls game and enjoyed it.

Protip: Search "brownies mlp" for the best interpretation of a neckbeard.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,854

@231,847 ([^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3.)
Can someone have a neckbeard and not be a neckbeard?

[^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3. replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,856

@231,852 (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
oh, I thought that implication wasn't needed. I also know girls who don't have a neckbeard but are Neckbeards

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,857

@231,854 (A)
Nope.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,859

It's something lonely people have. I own one. See anon B.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,860

@231,854 (A)
no. even wearing one 'ironically' or unintentionally makes you a neckbeard

Anonymous B double-posted this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,862

@231,859 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
confirmed for mad

[^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3. replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,863

@231,854 (A)
Nope. Jonah(with or without the 'h'? I don't even know) Hill fucked that up for people

Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,864

@231,862 (B)

> confirmed for mad

I'm agreeing with you lol

I do have a neckbeard!

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,865

@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
no one happy has a neckbeard lol

Green !6PPj7P5Iag joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,869

Image went missing

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,871

@previous (Green !6PPj7P5Iag)
Is it common for neckbeards to look like terrorists?

ValtaK !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,872

@231,869 (Green !6PPj7P5Iag)
Shave.

Green !6PPj7P5Iag replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,877

@previous (ValtaK !0VegJ9Jl.Q)

I have. I miss my beard ;(

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,105

@231,853 (armoredzombie !prw5BjXTeI)
> Has played an Elder Scrolls game and enjoyed it.
lolno.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,213

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
u mad

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,215

@previous (K)
Yes, furious. I am literally seething with rage right now.

Green !6PPj7P5Iag replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,217

I don't understand Oblivion.

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,230

Image went missing@232,215 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,356

@232,217 (Green !6PPj7P5Iag)

what don't you understand about it

Green !6PPj7P5Iag replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,365

@previous (L)

All those stats and equipment.

Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,366

@previous (Green !6PPj7P5Iag)

you don't really have to understand all that to play

ask questions and i will answer them

Its real easy

the higher the damage the better the weapon. I think it's glass weapons which are the best, but only silver weapons can kill ghosts

the actual type depends on your best attack stat. If its blunt then go for the hammer or something. you should probably just get a sword. And a bow.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,368

@previous (L)
Daedric weapons are the best, and can also damage ghosts. I believe that glass is the best light armour.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,369

@232,365 (Green !6PPj7P5Iag)
@232,366 (L)
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Please stop derailing my thread. Thank you.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,370

@previous (A)
No.

Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,371

@232,369 (A)

No.

Anonymous L double-posted this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,372

@232,368 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

I forgot about daedric armour. I barely come across the stuff nowadays.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,375

@232,370 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
@232,371 (L)
@previous (L)
Reported.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,376

@232,372 (L)
Marauders are your best bet for most of it, but yeah you have to rely on random loot for some pieces.

I'm using Perfect Madness armour from the Shivering Isles anyway, I don't like the look of daedric armour so much.

Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,377

@232,375 (A)

The doctor had his TV on in his office when the news of the military base shootings at Ft. Hood, TX came on. The husband of one of his employees was stationed there.

He called her into his office and as he told her what had happened, her cell phone rang. It was an ER nurse: “I am sorry to tell you this, but your husband has been shot 4 times and he is in surgery.”

The soldier’s wife left Southern Clinic in Dothan, AL and drove all night to Ft. Hood. When she arrived, she found out her husband was out of surgery and would be OK. She rushed to his room and found that he already had visitors there to comfort
him. He was just waking up and found his wife and the visitors by his side. The nurse took this picture.


What? No news crews and cameras? This is how people with class respond and pay respect to those in uniform.
I sent my cousin in Fayetteville, N.C. (Retired from Special Forces) that picture of G.W. visiting the wounded at Ft. Hood. I got this reply:

What is even better is the fact G.W. heard about Fort Hood, got in his car without any escort, apparently they did not have time to react, and drove to Fort Hood. He was stopped at the gate and the guard could not believe who he had just stopped. Bush only asks for directions to the hospital then drove on. The gate guard called that “The President is on Fort Hood and driving to the hospital.”

The base went bananas looking for Obama. When they found it was Bush, they immediately offered escort. Bush simply told them to let him visit the wounded and the dependents of the dead. He stayed at Fort Hood for over six hours, and was finally asked to leave by a message from the White House. Obama flew in days later and held a “photo” session in a gym, and did not even go to the hospital.

Someone, PLEASE, show me anything that will tell us that Obama has ANY respect.

Anonymous L double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,380

@232,376 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

I've already closed the Oblivion gates, so Daedra are hard to come by. I like my Kvatch Cuirass the most, to be honest.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,382

A guy at my school had a neckbeard. there was a big patch of inch-long hair. Fucking disgusting.

Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,383

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)

There's a guy who I used to see on the bus with like a goatee but it was about 30cm long and dangled from his face.

Green !6PPj7P5Iag replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,384

@232,369 (A)

You got your answer. Thread is unimportant now. Will play Oblivion tomorrow.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #232,385

Trim the front, let everything behind it grow long. The neckbeard is the mullet of the beard world.
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