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Topic: I’m sorry, but I love this

Anonymous A started this discussion 5 months ago #128,651

I’m a man, I don’t understand football, I don’t like it, I’m not interested in it, but I’m American, so I’m going to one game just to say I did it for the rest of my life.

This McCafe guy, when those kids were stuck in that submarine at the bottom of the ocean but they were rich and they all died, but we didn’t know it, but it was fun because they were rich. And like a migrant boat capsized and killed like a thousand people the same day, and nobody gave a shit. Because the son of a Pakistani billionaire with a knockoff PlayStation controller gone wrong in the Mariana Trench hood getting the US military’s search and rescue teams attention, captivated us so much. For like two days, these two videos man. This McCafe guy, he made one funny joke about the moon landing in some other video. Don’t understand anything this guy said except that moon landing joke and these two videos.

https://youtu.be/AsCNTc1I3fA

https://youtu.be/CW1UHB-NWV8

It’s like that 14 year old boy with no empathy still inside me. It scratches the dark sociopathic masculine itch to have fun during a life thrusting possible tragedy.

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Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 5 months ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,387,117

I feel more guilty about this than I feel about watching trans porn. But I almost wanna recreate the Kursk disaster just so we can do this again on the internet. I wanna drown some people, I wanna crush some people to death under several Empire State buildings worth of water at the bottom of the ocean so we can make jokes about it. And I like women with dicks. But I’m less ashamed of that other thing.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 5 months ago, 37 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,387,118

But you know how I know I’m not a woman on the inside? I like watching people die. That’s how I know for sure I’m male.

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 5 months ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,387,119

With the trans porn thing, someday I might tell somebody, fuck em, and then shoot them in the back of the head in a hole I forced them to dig. With the submarine thing, I’m gonna shoot you first then tell you so you don’t tell God.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 5 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,387,120

I fucking hate sports. Entertainment for brain-dead morons.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,387,122

@previous (B)
You think if we get a shoebox, a used Nintendo 3DS off eBay, and several thousands of pounds of explosives, we can make $250,000 telling rich people they’re gonna go to Mars?

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 5 months ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,387,123

It is legitimately more processing power than they used to get to the moon.
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