Topic: sloppy headline in Japan leads to mass protest over fear of non-existent influx of Tanzanians
boof started this discussion 5 months ago #128,623
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"From what I understand based on the articles I've been reading about this so far, is that on the 21st of August, it was reported on the Tanzania Times that "Japan dedicates Nagai City to Tanzania". Initially, the initial wording / nuance of that sentence was to be 日本は長井市をタンザニアの交流拠点にする (Japan sets Nagai City as the base of exchange between Japan and Tanzania), but due to a translation error in the word ”ホームタウン” (hometown) in the initial phrasing of the sentence, the "point or base of exchange" portion of the original nuance was lost and it became "dedicate".
Japanese people saw this and it led to outrage on social media, as there was the belief that Japan would begin bringing in a large amount of African immigrants into the four cities that were named in that article, being Kisaradzu , Sanjou , Nagai and Imabari."
"From what I understand based on the articles I've been reading about this so far, is that on the 21st of August, it was reported on the Tanzania Times that "Japan dedicates Nagai City to Tanzania". Initially, the initial wording / nuance of that sentence was to be 日本は長井市をタンザニアの交流拠点にする (Japan sets Nagai City as the base of exchange between Japan and Tanzania), but due to a translation error in the word ”ホームタウン” (hometown) in the initial phrasing of the sentence, the "point or base of exchange" portion of the original nuance was lost and it became "dedicate".
Japanese people saw this and it led to outrage on social media, as there was the belief that Japan would begin bringing in a large amount of African immigrants into the four cities that were named in that article, being Kisaradzu , Sanjou , Nagai and Imabari."
I am NOT "Matt"™ !aeNZeP7XP2 joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,386,816
Open borders for Japan desu! ^_^
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 49 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,386,843
Japan in a nutshell:
People aren’t having kids because there’s no maternity leave and work hours are too long. Should we give women and workers more rights?
"NO! WE DON’T WANT KIDS!"
The Japanese race is going extinct because nobody is having children, if you don’t want to have kids how about immigrants from Asia?
"NO! WE INVADED EVERY SINGLE COUNTRY IN ASIA THEY ALL HATE US!"
Immigrants from Africa?
"NO!"
What about immigrants from the United States?
"NO! WE NEED TO GET RID OF THE BASES!"
Oh, so then we should have our own military.
"NO! YOU’RE LITERALLY HITLER!"
People aren’t having kids because there’s no maternity leave and work hours are too long. Should we give women and workers more rights?
"NO! WE DON’T WANT KIDS!"
The Japanese race is going extinct because nobody is having children, if you don’t want to have kids how about immigrants from Asia?
"NO! WE INVADED EVERY SINGLE COUNTRY IN ASIA THEY ALL HATE US!"
Immigrants from Africa?
"NO!"
What about immigrants from the United States?
"NO! WE NEED TO GET RID OF THE BASES!"
Oh, so then we should have our own military.
"NO! YOU’RE LITERALLY HITLER!"
Anonymous C double-posted this 5 months ago, 5 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,386,845
Basically: Japan is over. They’re on the way out, and they’ve collectively decided, they’re just gonna let China, Germany, and India surpass their GDP. And obviously the Japanese won’t import African immigrants, because Japanese culture is the opposite of African culture. Africans immigrate to other countries to rape people. Japanese people kidnap Korean women, bring them back to Japan to rape them in Japan. It’s incompatible. Imagine a half black half Japanese kid, he’d be so confused. He’d have no idea if he should move to China to rape Chinese women or stay in Japan to kidnap Chinese women in Japan. It would be so unethical to do that to somebody. Every man should know exactly where they should rape foreigners!
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Anonymous C triple-posted this 5 months ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,386,847
I mean, just think about how fucked up it would be if they had sakawa boys on the Sakawa. That’s how fucked up it would be if Japan was half African. Instead of sending ships to bomb Pearl Harbor, they’d be shipping boat loads of Nigerian princes over to America to tell old white ladies from Florida they got too much money from the government to renovate their homes after a hurricane 10 years ago, and now they owe $50,000 or the bank is taking their house and you’re going to be a homeless 80 year old granny with no kids and die under a bridge. We don’t care if you already spent the money already. Can you imagine that level of evil?
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Anonymous C quadruple-posted this 5 months ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,386,849
That and the fact that the Japanese has such a high trust culture, if they import a bunch of Nigerians, white peoples will stop thinking Japanese people are smart once Japanese people start falling for the dumbest scams. The Brazilians already know. They used to have a Japanese guy working for the Brazilian central bank, and he bought a fucking airport from a Nigerian guy for $242 million, it was just a field of grass. The central bank of Brazil is never hiring any Japanese again. You can’t even own land in Nigeria, you can only do a 99 year lease. It’s like China.
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boof (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,386,854
Japan still has a fuckload of people. The place has been considered densely populated for decades. Coming or going, there's always a doom story to sell.Anonymous C replied with this 5 months ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,386,856
@previous (boof)
100 million isn’t really that many. Japanese people are having one kid per woman on average, log base 2 of 100 million is 26 generations to 1 dude left.
100 million isn’t really that many. Japanese people are having one kid per woman on average, log base 2 of 100 million is 26 generations to 1 dude left.
Anonymous C double-posted this 5 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,386,857
Meanwhile Nigeria has 200 million people and a birth rate of 4 kids per woman, so if a generation is about 25 years, 650 years from now, it’s logical to assume Japan will have 1 guy left and Nigeria will have 13,421,773,000,000,000 people. That means Nigerians will have to form a galactic empire in order to find living space. We have to start working on antimatter drives for Nigerian colonizer space ships TODAY!
Anonymous C triple-posted this 5 months ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,386,859
Unless we send 100 million Nigerians to replace the Japanese people or something since 4 kids per woman and 1 kid per woman averages out to 2.5 kids per woman, which would be healthy. But apparently math is racist against Japanese people and white people.
Anonymous C quadruple-posted this 5 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,386,860
Or really, we could lower the Nigerian birth rate by importing all Japanese people to Nigeria. They’d lower the average so Nigeria wouldn’t end up becoming so large!
boof (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 13 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,386,861
nah it's fine bro, 1950s were swell
Anonymous C replied with this 5 months ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,386,865
Anonymous C double-posted this 5 months ago, 18 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,386,866
70 years ago…
Anonymous C triple-posted this 5 months ago, 49 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,386,867
Japan’s only relevant because they’re allied with America. If America’s on the way out, wtf is Japan?
Anonymous C quadruple-posted this 5 months ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,386,869
I’m in my 20s, right now the biggest city is Tokyo. What I’m thinking is, if I make it 25 more years, in 2050, the biggest city is gonna be Mumbai, if I make it to 100, in 2100, it’s gonna be Lagos Nigeria. Africa has a tiny GDP. It dipped because of colonialism. Maybe I should buy the fucking dip! I’m starting to get a FOMO.
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 50 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,386,870
@1,386,854 (boof)
The problem is not having enough people to take care of an increasingly aging population
The problem is not having enough people to take care of an increasingly aging population
Anonymous C replied with this 5 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,386,871
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
China’s already buying the African dip… America’s de-investing in Africa. This is crazy but I’m starting to think China might be onto something.
China’s already buying the African dip… America’s de-investing in Africa. This is crazy but I’m starting to think China might be onto something.
Anonymous C double-posted this 5 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,386,872
That’s why Japan did the whole Africa thing in the first place, because they thought China was onto something but then all the old Japanese people who don’t care because they’re going to be dead anyway got mad about the immigrants.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,386,873
Anonymous C: expert on Japan.
Anonymous C replied with this 5 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,386,875
The projections for Lagos in 2100 are like the population of Japan now, but a city. It doesn’t even make sense. I’ve gotta buy the dip… I’ve gotta do the China trade…
Anonymous C double-posted this 5 months ago, 32 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,386,876
Anonymous C triple-posted this 5 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,386,877
Google AI (because AI has never been wrong before obviously):
By 2100, the population of Lagos, Nigeria, is projected to reach 88 to 100 million residents, making it the world's most populous city. This significant growth is driven by high birth rates and rural-to-urban migration, and will position Lagos as a global megacity, surpassing current urban centers like Tokyo.
By 2100, the population of Lagos, Nigeria, is projected to reach 88 to 100 million residents, making it the world's most populous city. This significant growth is driven by high birth rates and rural-to-urban migration, and will position Lagos as a global megacity, surpassing current urban centers like Tokyo.
boof (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 8 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,386,973
@1,386,870 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
ehh, a little allocation of resources here or there can make stuff happen, and it's not like it is certain for birth rates to continue to fall in perpetuity either
ehh, a little allocation of resources here or there can make stuff happen, and it's not like it is certain for birth rates to continue to fall in perpetuity either
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,387,002
@previous (boof)
> ehh, a little allocation of resources here or there can make stuff happen, and it's not like it is certain for birth rates to continue to fall in perpetuity either
This is purely weeb cope. Japan will go extinct and the emperor is Chinese.
> ehh, a little allocation of resources here or there can make stuff happen, and it's not like it is certain for birth rates to continue to fall in perpetuity either
This is purely weeb cope. Japan will go extinct and the emperor is Chinese.
boof (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,387,003
*jacking off gesture*
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,387,252
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,387,253
@previous (G)
I’m not a traditionalist. I only observe three religious holidays: Christmas, Easter, and whatever this is.
https://youtu.be/exRaLfSmVGU?t=20s
I’m not a traditionalist. I only observe three religious holidays: Christmas, Easter, and whatever this is.
https://youtu.be/exRaLfSmVGU?t=20s
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Anonymous H double-posted this 4 months ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,387,254
But seriously, I do like the Japanese, but the more I hear the British say good things about them the more suspicious I am that this is all a Protestant conspiracy and actually we need more Nigerians. Boat loads of them.