Not a lot of y’all know this, but I’ve been in prison. I got locked up on some drug charges, did about 3 years. Not a lot of people know this, but what happens in prison is, when dudes be fighting, they’ll take off all their clothes and cover themselves up with baby oil. That way nobody’s grabbing on anybody playing dirty, it’s all just shoulders. Then what happens, is when a man knocks you out, and you hit that ground, the first thing you’ll hear is dudes shooting, "GET IN THAT BUTT! PULL DOWN YO PANTS! PULL DOWN YO DRAWS! SPIT IN YO BUTT!" Then 6 or 8 dudes will be right there lined up for you. People make drop the soap jokes but it’s actually so crazy like, nobody’s gonna come just rape you like that, it’s not like that. What might happen is if you start looking at some dicks in the shower. If you’re not looking at dicks on the street, when you’re in prison don’t be looking at some dicks. Because when a motherfucker catches you looking at his dick, then you’re a Peter gazer, and when a motherfucker catches you Peter gazing, he might come up to you and slap that ass. Now if you just giggle and don’t retaliate, that’s a sign for that motherfucker to come up in there and squeeze your butt. There’s this one white dude I knew up in there, was only there for two weeks, on the second week, this dude, 19, long hair, he was sitting on the toilet, a big black dude came up on him and was like, "Stand up, turn around, don’t even wipe." And I know I’m white but I speak Spanish and he was cool with the Mexicans so now I had to go up in there and stick my finger in his butt so the crips would stay cool with my people because that’s how it works.
Meta (OP) double-posted this 5 months ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#1,386,706
I had to fight this dude in the bathroom one time nohomo, we slipping on semen. Dudes was jerking off in the bathroom man. There’s parts of the story I don’t even wanna tell nobody.
Meta (OP) triple-posted this 5 months ago, 59 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,386,707
As long as you stop doing gay stuff 6 months to the gate you’re considered straight. I wasn’t even doing all that shit though. I was just in there minding my business.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,386,726
@previous (F)
Well obviously OP is somebody overpowered as fuck because how else are you gonna be up in there in that environment with all these jacked up men buttfucking each other and you say you’ve never been buttfucked?