Topic: great Hank Hill quotes

boof started this discussion 5 months ago #128,556

“Don't point your finger at me, woman. You're the one who parks him in front of the TV and makes him watch all them muppets. They got frogs kissing pigs, what the hell did they think was gonna happen? Of course he'd turn out to be a faggot.”

Wow. The writers were fearless on that show.

https://old.reddit.com/r/KingOfTheHill/comments/17rw7id/great_quotes_from_hank_ill_start/

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 14 hours later[^] [v] #1,386,282

"Bobby, you need to just shove it in Connie's butthole and be done with it."

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,386,283

"Bobby, I got propane in my urethra"

boof (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,386,286

"You’re not making Christianity better you’re making rock worse. I no longer believe in Christ because of you."

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 5 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,386,296

Hank... Are you gay?

Hwhat?! No! I sell propane!

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Minichan