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Topic: So I bought a book

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #12,855

Guess what? Every fucking page written in Comic Sans. I can't read this shit. What the fuck went through their minds? This is a serious book, not a comic or for children. Fuck.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #231,350

Which book?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,351

@previous (B)
Protect You by Sylvan Clarke

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,353

@previous (A)
LOL This one?
PROTECT YOU: THE ULTIMATE SELF DEFENCE GUIDE

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,354

@previous (B)
Yep.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,355

@previous (A)
Any serious self-defence manual should be written in Comic Sans.

sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,356

Take jiu-jitsu, learn to run very fast an be ready to run fast.

That's the beat self-defense advice you can learn by reading.

Oh, or buy a gun.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,360

@previous (sluggy)
God may have made man but Samuel Colt made them equal.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #231,365

@231,356 (sluggy)
I don't want your stupid fucking self defense advice.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #231,372

@previous (A)
Hi to4ster

dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,382

@231,356 (sluggy)
british people can't have guns

hamfist !!snnYcROO9 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,404

Afraid of getting beat up by them spooks, walter?

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,410

> self-published self-defence books

lol you fucking idiot

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,415

@231,382 (dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46)
We can't have guns without a good reason, no.

Anonymous I double-posted this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,416

@231,410 (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)

> > self-published self-defence books
>
> lol you fucking idiot

dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 15 years ago, 52 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,441

@231,415 (I)
is there a good reason?

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,449

@previous (dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46)
If it's work-related or for sporting.

dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,451

@previous (I)
There was a cool discussion on sport shooting on tv last week about how a cop couldn't take his gun home with him and a member from a shooting range could. i dont know where i am going with this

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,453

@231,382 (dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46)
They can also be acquired illegally, of course. That chav moron who sparked the riots by getting himself shot had an illegal gun.

(Edited 7 minutes later.)

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,457

@previous (J)

I think he was more of a rudeboi than a chav.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,461

Stop derailing this thread with your irrelevant trivia.

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,463

Image went missing@previous (A)
fuck off dickhead

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,464

@231,461 (A)

lol what a faggot

dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 15 years ago, 46 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,472

@231,461 (A)
what are we supposed to talk about, our annoyances with comic sans?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,475

@previous (dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46)
Yes.

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,477

Serious answer time: Comic Sans is the easiest font for people with vision disabilities to read. The author clearly feels that everybody deserves to know how to defend themselves, whether they have trouble reading or not.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,479

Image went missingYeah I saw that book on your computer chair, toaster.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,481

@231,477 (K)
> Serious answer time: Comic Sans is the easiest font for people with vision disabilities to read.

I find that very hard to believe. Even more so that the author was aware of this and decided on the font because of it. Maybe a handful of spastics will be able to read his stupid fucking book, he's still alienated the majority of his readers with that obnoxious, childish typeface.

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,482

@previous (A)

Research it, it's true.

> he's still alienated the majority of his readers

No, he's alienated one gay paedo bodybuilder. Most people interested in learning to defend themselves care about learning and not what font the book was written in.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,486

@previous (K)
Could you take something seriously if it was written in shit and smeared on a wall? That's what you're asking me to do with this stupid fucking font you useless fuckhead.

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,487

@previous (A)

Then stop crying like a little bitch and buy another one, you useless shit-for-brains.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,489

@previous (K)
If you like this typeface then why not buy the book from me?

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,490

@previous (A)

I don't really want a self-defence book.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,491

@231,489 (A)

More entertainment is to be gained by you flailing uselessly in your tard rage.

dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,497

@231,475 (A)
that doesn't make for a very long or interesting thread

@231,489 (A)
> buying a book because of a font

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,499

@231,490 (K)
Well maybe I'll sell it and use the money for kiddie porn.

@previous (dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46)
I didn't buy it because of the font. Can you read (serious question)?

dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,516

@previous (A)
you implied anonymous k would though

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,788

@231,489 (A)
I will buy your book, OP. Just please provide me with some contact details and I can have the money to you pretty soon.

dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,802

fibber

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,930

fibber

dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 15 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #232,110

@previous (O)
fibber

Triptych !LightPenis joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #232,386

@231,479 (L)
I aspire to have a room that messy.
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