Topic: So now we have to buy an Internet license on top of our TV licences!?!?
Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 5 months ago#128,451
I mean, its not the £200 a year cost that is going to bother me but having another forced licence with my photo on it and having to have on hand if im ever on the Internet outside my home.
boof joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,385,461
why weren't the television stations ever required to check with every viewer if they were old enough for the naked tits and ass and fucking before allowing the program to run?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,385,471
It's not unfathomable, they already shake you guys down for TV, CDRs had the RIAA fee baked in, and hurt feelings is an actual crime. Different approaches but the planet is going full China/Russia with a sprinkling of techbro oligarchy instead of supreme leader (mostly).
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 46 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,385,476
SCAMMER STARMER WANTS TO TAX YOUR GRASS
Nature lovers are in dismay today as robber baron Sir Kier Starmer revealed new plans today to bring forward a bill for a BONKERS tax on the beloved British back garden.
Standing outside the Pillbox Hotel, scene of recent protests by patriotic Brits, Sir Kier had this to say:
"We are only a small country, a country without the wide open spaces afforded to other countries. For too long, companies have been wasteful with their properties, leaving wide spaces which could be better used to build more properties to house those less fortunate."
"This government is commited to housing justice, not just for the victims of the trafficking gangs who every day send innocent people to their potential death in small dinghies, but for all the people in Britain."
An inside source at Westminster, who commented in exchange for anonymity, said "Starmer has gone mad. He's surrounded himself with ivory tower dreamers who aren't thinking about the real impact this will have on normal, hardworking Britons. Everybody deserves their own garden."
Prospective PM Nigel Farage said "This is just more evidence, as if any was needed, that this Labour government have lost the plot. If Reform UK win the next General Election, we will see to it that every native Britisher is given appropriate housing - with their very own garden."
A spokesman for Asylum Justice Now, Susie Grimshaw, said "We welcome measures from Mr Starmer to assist the efforts of refugees who come to our shores for help. They deserve housing just as much as anybody else. We will never let hate win."
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 39 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,385,479
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Delightful :D. If I'm stacking people instead of tomato plants I'm getting my money's worth. I want a maid, driver, cook, groundskeeper and nanny 8).
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,385,510
@1,385,476 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU) > They deserve housing just as much as anybody else.
Why though? What exactly have they done to deserve it? Why should they be rewarded for entering the country illegally?