Topic: the world is a dick
Falco !PZmcClOUDk started this discussion 15 years ago #12,844
an unloving, corrupted piece of crap. and thats why i go to disneyland so much.and its why I feel the need to partake in and someday work for an immaculately polished, monolithic entertainment corporation that makes it feel, or at least appear to be less bad.
you have to remember, i am a hipster faggot. i quietly hate everything. I literally don't even listen to LMFAO now because they're completely mainstream. They used to be one of my favorites. remember the episode of south park where everything is a piece shit? It's like that on certain days. the only time I can't seem to feel like a cynical asshole is when i'm within a one mile radius of the park. I'm not pretentious or irritated when I'm there. EVERYTHING IS OKAY
Some people wonder, so there's your answer. I really don't care what anyone thinks of me for paying $500 a year for a god-tier annual pass, but as you can tell, I kind of need it
!hEyBrieeXM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #231,173
> mfw im listening to LMFAO as i read this thread.
Depressionman !0oDERPONYY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #231,174
I can relate. We all need our escapes.
armoredzombie !prw5BjXTeI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,179
> hipster faggot
> quietly hates everything
The two aren't related.
Trust me.
Also, jesus fuck, relating all over the place today.
> quietly hates everything
The two aren't related.
Trust me.
Also, jesus fuck, relating all over the place today.
advi !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,181
The man in the Mickey Mouse costume loathes himself and his life.
Also, quietly hating everything just makes you an asshole.
Also, quietly hating everything just makes you an asshole.
Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,183
@previous (advi !!3gpAcg/hF)
> The man in the Mickey Mouse costume loathes himself and his life.
his 'friends' are chicks and it varies, generally it's fun for them. the one i know likes it.
> Also, quietly hating everything just makes you an asshole.
hate you too bud, have a terrible night
> The man in the Mickey Mouse costume loathes himself and his life.
his 'friends' are chicks and it varies, generally it's fun for them. the one i know likes it.
> Also, quietly hating everything just makes you an asshole.
hate you too bud, have a terrible night
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advi !!3gpAcg/hF replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,186
@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
> they're chicks and it varies, generally it's fun for them. the one i know likes it.
Kinda missed the point. Also, that you've memorized the active staff at Disney Land is kinda creepy.
> hate you too bud
<3
> they're chicks and it varies, generally it's fun for them. the one i know likes it.
Kinda missed the point. Also, that you've memorized the active staff at Disney Land is kinda creepy.
> hate you too bud
<3
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sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,188
You need to drop that shit. Keep going to Disneyland, but don't stop enjoying something because it becomes popular.
That's just crazy.
That's just crazy.
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Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,189
@231,186 (advi !!3gpAcg/hF)
> Kinda missed the point. Also, that you've memorized the active staff at Disney Land is creepy.
its true for every park. most human beings who are that short are not men.
> <3
<333
> Kinda missed the point. Also, that you've memorized the active staff at Disney Land is creepy.
its true for every park. most human beings who are that short are not men.
> <3
<333
advi !!3gpAcg/hF replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,192
@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
> its true for every park. most human beings who are that short are not men.
Point taken.
> <333
:3
> its true for every park. most human beings who are that short are not men.
Point taken.
> <333
:3
Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,193
@231,188 (sluggy)
> You need to drop that shit. Keep going to Disneyland, but don't stop enjoying something because it becomes popular.
>
> That's just crazy.
It's a very bad habit. It mainly happens on a subconscious level
> You need to drop that shit. Keep going to Disneyland, but don't stop enjoying something because it becomes popular.
>
> That's just crazy.
It's a very bad habit. It mainly happens on a subconscious level
DXMeowth !RKehomzmKo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,194
I hate to be a whore, but the world's a pimp.
But seriously, life is shit, and we all need ways to get away from it.
But seriously, life is shit, and we all need ways to get away from it.
DXMeowth !RKehomzmKo double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #231,199
Also, this song seems to be appropriate.
For those who don't understand it, it's basically saying fuck hipsters. Ironically hipsters would like this song and they do. Well, yeah... You get what I'm tryna say.
For those who don't understand it, it's basically saying fuck hipsters. Ironically hipsters would like this song and they do. Well, yeah... You get what I'm tryna say.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #231,223
I went to Disney World earlier this year. The thing that stands out most was the kid with no hair in a wheelchair. That faggot got to go right to the front of the line. Really??? You're going through chemo but you can ride Space Mountain? Fucking scam artist.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #231,224
If the world is a dick, does that all mean were fucked?
DXMeowth !RKehomzmKo replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #231,226
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #231,233
@previous (DXMeowth !RKehomzmKo)
I waited in line forever for that fucking ride and every goddamn cancer kid from Orlando to Miami was getting their dying asses pushed right to the front of the line. They didn't even buy a goddamn ticket. Freeloading faggot fucks.
I waited in line forever for that fucking ride and every goddamn cancer kid from Orlando to Miami was getting their dying asses pushed right to the front of the line. They didn't even buy a goddamn ticket. Freeloading faggot fucks.
DXMeowth !RKehomzmKo replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #231,236
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I hate that shit. I mean, yeah, I feel bad blah blah... But shouldn't that son of a bitch maybe be resting or some shit?
I hate that shit. I mean, yeah, I feel bad blah blah... But shouldn't that son of a bitch maybe be resting or some shit?
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Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #231,238
I'm going to Disneyland tomorrow. :D
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #231,240
@231,236 (DXMeowth !RKehomzmKo)
Yeah or just hurry up and die so I don't have to wait any longer in line to ride a ride.
Yeah or just hurry up and die so I don't have to wait any longer in line to ride a ride.
Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #231,243
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #231,244
Everyone needs their escape. Just because you need it doesn't mean people aren't gonna take the piss.
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,336
@231,243 (J)
That kid is dying. Thats his problem. Why should it impact my life? I dont let my money problems or inability to get pussy fuck with his life.
They are selfish, greedy fucks. I'm happy they got cancer.
That kid is dying. Thats his problem. Why should it impact my life? I dont let my money problems or inability to get pussy fuck with his life.
They are selfish, greedy fucks. I'm happy they got cancer.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,352
dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,386
i hate banksy because he painted an elephant
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,437
I agree but instead of going to Disneyland and planning to work for Disney I'm just going to kill myself.
The plan was to wait until my 40th birthday but I'm looking forward to it far too much, so I'm considering revising it to 'at the earliest available opportunity'.
The plan was to wait until my 40th birthday but I'm looking forward to it far too much, so I'm considering revising it to 'at the earliest available opportunity'.