Topic: Matt, do you own a spurtle?
cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo started this discussion 5 months ago #128,392
I own one spurtle so far. It is currently my most used kitchen tool!
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 48 seconds later[^] [v] #1,384,765
I do! I use it on stews. What do you use it for?
cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 4 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,769
cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo (OP) double-posted this 5 months ago, 55 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,771
Oh man, there are SLOTTED spurtles
Anonymous B replied with this 5 months ago, 5 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,776
cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,778
Meta joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 18 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,791
I bet if Clyde (RIP) had a spurtle, it would be gay!
cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 3 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,792
Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,793
Hi Becky! I don't own a spurtle but I own many spoons. I really like spoon (:
Meta replied with this 5 months ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,795
@1,384,792 (cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo)
He accepted that he had brought a homosexual turtle into the world, and did the honorable thing.
He accepted that he had brought a homosexual turtle into the world, and did the honorable thing.
cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 4 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,797
@1,384,793 (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
Hi Green! You should really try a spurtle.
https://www.seriouseats.com/what-is-a-spurtle-8758140
Hi Green! You should really try a spurtle.
https://www.seriouseats.com/what-is-a-spurtle-8758140
Meta replied with this 5 months ago, 2 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,800
How is this any different from using a wooden spoon upside down and stirring with the handle?
Why are you eating porridge, anyway? Do you live in a Dickensian workhouse??
Why are you eating porridge, anyway? Do you live in a Dickensian workhouse??
cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 2 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,802
@previous (Meta)
A spoon never quite scrapes the bottom/corners right
It's "kinder" on the cooking surface
It's really convenient for sauteing, too!
A spoon never quite scrapes the bottom/corners right
It's "kinder" on the cooking surface
It's really convenient for sauteing, too!
Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 5 months ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,806
@1,384,797 (cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo)
I will try a spurtle but I will not try a spork as I don't like cutlery that can't commit to being one thing.
I will try a spurtle but I will not try a spork as I don't like cutlery that can't commit to being one thing.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 51 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,813
I've used a spurtle in my ass. The ridges work wonders on the "p-spot".
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 27 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,818
Matt has a little spurtle dripping down his chin.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 9 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,863
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Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 9 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,895
i thought this was one of those weird dreamfarm products, like a supoon or a levoon or a smood, but actually it seems like it's just what it's called. wack.
cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 7 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,942
cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo (OP) double-posted this 5 months ago, 27 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,943
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,944
I'm learning a lot of new nouns ITT.
tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 5 months ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,945
tteh !MemesToDNA triple-posted this 5 months ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,946
@1,384,800 (Meta)
> Why are you eating porridge, anyway?
Aren't you from Texas? Grits are like porridge but shite.
> Why are you eating porridge, anyway?
Aren't you from Texas? Grits are like porridge but shite.
Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 19 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,950
Surprisingly phallic thread.
Meta replied with this 5 months ago, 6 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,951
@1,384,946 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I don't eat porridge because I'm not an invalid nor an orphan in Victorian Britain.
Also grits was an Injun invention from the Muscogee tribe. Go talk to them about it.
I don't eat porridge because I'm not an invalid nor an orphan in Victorian Britain.
Also grits was an Injun invention from the Muscogee tribe. Go talk to them about it.
cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 30 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,954
@previous (Meta)There is also the flat spurtle, which is more versatile
This not porridge-only, META
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 months ago, 3 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,956
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,975
I use a wooden spoon and sometimes I flip it around and use the spoon pole, I feel like I have broken the matrix and defeated the need for two objects
Meta replied with this 5 months ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,986
@1,384,954 (cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo)
But making it wide defeats the whole purpose, which is that a rod shape does not create drag while stirring, leading to lumpy porridge.
But making it wide defeats the whole purpose, which is that a rod shape does not create drag while stirring, leading to lumpy porridge.
Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 5 months ago, 20 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,385,114
Anonymous B replied with this 5 months ago, 49 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,385,122
A "Seattle Spurtle" is a sex move.
Anonymous B double-posted this 3 months ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,394,779
Please post about Matt more!