Topic: Matt are you going to buy the Honda Moto Compacto?

Anonymous A started this discussion 5 months ago #128,362

Seems exactly like the kind of thing you would obsess over.

Meta joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #1,384,450

> weight capacity 265 pounds

Yeah I don't think he'll be riding one anytime soon!

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,453

12 mile range? Thats bullshit, thats like a one way trip into central London from east London.

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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 34 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,469

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
What if you could plug it in at electric charger stations?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,474

Is it just me? I find that contraception UGLY.

Leaving my sprelling as is.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,528

Well I sure as hell am now!

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 45 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,546

I'd rather get a Maeving.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 5 months ago, 18 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,556

@1,384,469 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
You would have to plug it in at work if they allowed you to. Any storage would get robbed and TFL wouldn't allow you to take it onbthe train. Also the battery would get worse ove time, it would run flat a couple miles short of your destination.

Meta replied with this 5 months ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,384,571

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
At least with a normal electric scooter you'd be able to use it as a manual powered kick scooter if the battery died. This Honda thing is just going to be a heavy, awkward rolling suitcase in this scenario 🤔

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 6 days later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,385,539

In Commiefornia they give thousand dollar e-bikes to welfare recipients

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,385,543

@previous (A)
Oh so in your opinion the poor should just be shot and killed?

Americans are a cruel and vicious race.

Anonymous F replied with this 5 months ago, 58 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,385,544

@1,385,539 (A)
So? you want them to "get a job" then they need a way to get there.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 25 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,385,546

@1,385,543 (H)
@previous (F)
They should be given Honda Motocompactos instead

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,385,557

Why would Matt buy one of these when he's the owner of a Rolls Royce Phantom®?

Minichan