Topic: To be born an Englishman...
Anonymous A started this discussion 5 months ago #128,306
...is to be translucently pale; enjoy eating bland, plain, white toast; fearing flavor, seasoning, and spice; having alarmingly ugly women with strangle misshapen noses; wearing weird 1970s clothing; drinking as much tea as ale; and being incredibly racist.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #1,383,767
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 11 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,383,768
> OP has to nuke his taste buds daily with fancy food which has 14 different seasonings and takes six hours to prepare
> Meanwhile, I'm just having buttered toast and a cup of tea and don't need anything more.
OP, I think you are secretly jealous. Thanks.
> Meanwhile, I'm just having buttered toast and a cup of tea and don't need anything more.
OP, I think you are secretly jealous. Thanks.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 6 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,383,769
@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Spices and seasoning enhance the natural flavors, not mask them. You actually think plain toast is delicious, or maybe some processed, tinned beans on top.
Spices and seasoning enhance the natural flavors, not mask them. You actually think plain toast is delicious, or maybe some processed, tinned beans on top.
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 months ago, 7 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,383,773
@previous (A)
lol you need to drown everything in spices and "seasonings" and think of that's cooking.
Anyway I'm off to enjoy some breakfast. Think I'll have a nice plate of beans on toast and a glass of tap water. You enjoy your needlessly complex food, though!
lol you need to drown everything in spices and "seasonings" and think of that's cooking.
Anyway I'm off to enjoy some breakfast. Think I'll have a nice plate of beans on toast and a glass of tap water. You enjoy your needlessly complex food, though!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 7 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,383,777
@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
lol again, seasoning enhances flavor. Enjoy your processed, tinned, waterlogged beans on plain, saggy, flavorless white toast. For lunch, shall you "spice it up" with a bland, flavorless cheeky Nando's and pretend it's spicy African food? Then, perchance, shall you go back to the pubs that you English live in with your hideously pale English girlfriend with a giant, weird nose and weak eyes?
lol again, seasoning enhances flavor. Enjoy your processed, tinned, waterlogged beans on plain, saggy, flavorless white toast. For lunch, shall you "spice it up" with a bland, flavorless cheeky Nando's and pretend it's spicy African food? Then, perchance, shall you go back to the pubs that you English live in with your hideously pale English girlfriend with a giant, weird nose and weak eyes?
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 5 months ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,383,778
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,383,781
@1,383,773 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
I knew you were white and I knew you were a bitch, but damn, I didn’t realize what a Cunt you were.
I knew you were white and I knew you were a bitch, but damn, I didn’t realize what a Cunt you were.
Anonymous D double-posted this 5 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,383,782
@1,383,767 (B)
I actually don’t understand this. If you hate black people why would you try and become a black person? That seems more like making a fool out of yourself than anything.
I actually don’t understand this. If you hate black people why would you try and become a black person? That seems more like making a fool out of yourself than anything.
Anonymous D triple-posted this 5 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,383,783
To be fair though, nobody’s a fan of the British except the British. Nobody thinks the British are superior except the British. Europeans don’t think the British are superior, the Irish don’t, Americans definitely don’t. They’re just in their little bubble of self importance and they don’t want it to burst.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,383,784
@previous (D)
I love Britain - many things about it. And it actually has some good food. But the bland, beans on toast bullshit is not it.
I love Britain - many things about it. And it actually has some good food. But the bland, beans on toast bullshit is not it.
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 months ago, 27 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,383,785
Anonymous D replied with this 5 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,383,786
@1,383,784 (A)
I think people from southern England are okay, but it’s the northerners who think they’re royals who I can’t stand.
I think people from southern England are okay, but it’s the northerners who think they’re royals who I can’t stand.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,383,787
Anonymous D replied with this 5 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,383,788
@previous (A)
I think they’re mostly okay, although the most arrogant and racist people I meet on the internet tend to be either British or white South Africans. They’re mostly okay, but there is some subset of their culture that’s kinda gross. I’d say 80% or 90% are good, but they definitely have more issues than the Germans for instance.
I think they’re mostly okay, although the most arrogant and racist people I meet on the internet tend to be either British or white South Africans. They’re mostly okay, but there is some subset of their culture that’s kinda gross. I’d say 80% or 90% are good, but they definitely have more issues than the Germans for instance.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,383,789
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,383,806
@1,383,773 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
fuck yes. tap water defender. i've been attempting to kick my caffeine habits and tap water is my staunchest ally in this war.
fuck yes. tap water defender. i've been attempting to kick my caffeine habits and tap water is my staunchest ally in this war.
Anonymous D replied with this 5 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,383,807
@previous (E)
Don’t drink tap water. I was born a black man but it turned me into a white trans woman, I needed 6 years of physical therapy to fix that.
Don’t drink tap water. I was born a black man but it turned me into a white trans woman, I needed 6 years of physical therapy to fix that.
Anonymous D double-posted this 5 months ago, 48 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,383,808
I had to smoke a Newport. Do you know how bad that smells?
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,383,811
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,383,812
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 11 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,383,901
Hey look, it's niggernon with his 500 rambling screeds