Topic: Neighbour hears me having sex

Anais started this discussion 15 years ago #12,823

I'm really embaressed. She told me she can hear everything. And I'm loud, you know? What the fuck? I feel so embaressed lol. It's not the first time I've had a neighbour complain about this. It just feels really embaressing. What should I do?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later[^] [v] #230,849

Have sex with your neighbour.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 39 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #230,850

Kill her.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #230,851

Tell her that you could make her cum 6 times.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,852

Tell her to make some popcorn and finger herself some next time.

Anais (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,853

lol. For real though. Should I be embaressed? It just seems like, so, wrong.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,854

@previous (Anais)
No, just enjoy yourself. Your neighbor had her time once, long ago.

Anais (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,855

@230,852 (E)
Haha, oh god. I honestly think it's up there with the most embaressing shit ever. I don't even embaress easily. But this is just, ugh, bad. It's like she knows all my dirtiest secrets. Ugh.

Armored Zombie !VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,856

raep

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,857

Rape.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,859

@230,855 (Anais)
She's mad jelly. That is all.

Anais (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,860

@230,854 (E)
She's really sweet. Such a cool neighbour, but I feel so awkward now! Oh god. I was thinking of blaming it on my phantom roommate. But I'm not a great liar. lol.

(Edited 47 seconds later.)

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,861

@previous (Anais)
Invite her over?

Anais (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,863

@previous (E)
lol! Guys. Thanks for the supportive words. But I feel so exposed and naughty. lol! I think it's my catholic-esque background or something.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,864

Who were you having sex with?

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,865

@230,863 (Anais)
I like it when neighbors can hear. Then when I see them next i try and walk really funny.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,866

Rape here and put her body parts in black bags and dump it off the M5.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,867

Uh, how many people have complained about how loud you are? I mean, the reality is people living in close quarters will hear it, but most of the time they won't just bring it up in conversation?

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,870

@230,863 (Anais)
You feel exposed and naughty and that's not a turn on even in the slightest bit?

Anais (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,871

@230,867 (I)
lol she said, 'it's for your privacy babe, I wasn't listening' Me: 'So you could hear everything?' Her: 'Yeh' LOL.
All my neighbours are older than me, in their 30s-40s plus. It's just damn awkward. lollllll. Yes, I've had a complaint before in my old place. My neighbour wrote me a little note after a drunken night of debauchery. Oh god.

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,872

@previous (Anais)
Now you're just bragging

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,873

@230,871 (Anais)
Are you in an apartment, or is she in a house next door, or what?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,874

@230,871 (Anais)
If you aren't having sex with dirty rags in your mouth you're doing it wrong :(

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,877

OP is a slapper.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,878

My post was the only sensible one.

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,880

Call out your neighbor's name when you're doing it.

Anais (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,881

@230,873 (I)
Apartment. She's right below me. She said she knows I stay up late and shit. She hears EVERYTHING. Lol. I feel like such a bad neighbour. These people are respectable and shit. And then there's me.

Anais (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,882

@230,877 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Leo, shut it, gotta problem? You slappah.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,883

@230,878 (C)
What about mine?

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,885

@previous (G)
It's just a temporary solution, unfortunately.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,886

@230,881 (Anais)
The other night around 3am i heard a bunch of screaming, left it alone, but after an actual blood curdling yell me and a few other neighbors got up and went outside. We all stood there and listened, walked around a bit and then clearly heard another scream followed by, "I'M CUMMING!"

We all looked at each other, laughed, and went inside. As long as you don't scream like you're being killed then you're fine.

But dude was really tearing it up over there.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,887

@230,882 (Anais)
The only problem I have is when prudes get all embarrassed because their neighbor heard them whilst engaged in hardcore sodomy.

Anais (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,889

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
YOu don't understand. I was really 'vocal'. It's like she knows how fucking idiotically sexual I get. It's just bad.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,890

@230,881 (Anais)
Oh. I wouldn't worry about it then, reality of apartments. Surely you're not the first person she's heard having sex?

But seriously, how many other people have complained before?

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,892

@230,889 (Anais)

> YOu don't understand.
Oh I just might

> how fucking idiotically sexual I get. It's just bad.

It doesn't sound bad. Tell me more.

Anais (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,893

@230,890 (I)
just one

Anais (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,896

@230,892 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
lol shut up leo

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,901

Are you a screamer?

Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,902

I used to live with a total slut.
The first night we moved into the house (I had just met her for the first time) and she calls up this random dude to come over and fuck her.
I could hear her moaning when I was walking past her door.

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,903

@230,896 (Anais)

> lol shut up leo
You started a thread about it, kitten. Don't be surprised when people respond.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,904

@230,902 (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
But you're gay so it's all good, right?

Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,905

@previous (B)

Ya suppose, I can get a bit loud too, I'm a laugher.
Her brining home a random man every time we went out was a bit annoying though. I think she has self-esteem issues, poor girl.
She had no eyelashes as well which was extremely odd...

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,908

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)

> I'm a laugher.
I didn't know there were laughers.

> She had no eyelashes as well which was extremely odd...

Not sure if that's hot or not.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,910

@230,905 (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
Gay men are oddly judgmental about women's sex lives, I've noticed.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,913

@230,905 (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
Why didn't you just take her sloppy seconds instead?

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,915

@230,910 (I)
Everyone likes to talk shit about things they don't have to deal with :3 Just human nature.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,917

@previous (K)
That doesn't even make sense.

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,920

@previous (I)
:(

People without kids love to judge and criticize parents. That sort of thing.

Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,922

@230,908 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

> I didn't know there were laughers.

I have a habit of laughing right when it gets intense. One time, I was shooting my load right into another man's mouth and I started laughing hysterically. He thought it was hilarious.

@230,910 (I)

She was a slut. Honestly, different man every night. Also I'm a bit prude.

@230,913 (B)

This girl wasn't a good catch, and neither were her man friends.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 0 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #230,923

@230,920 (K)
Oh, yeah, but lots of parents fuck their kids up real bad. When I have kids I'll raise thwm right.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #230,926

@230,922 (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
> I have a habit of laughing right when it gets intense. One time, I was shooting my load right into another man's mouth and I started laughing hysterically. He thought it was hilarious.

I don't even know what to make of that.

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #230,928

@230,923 (E)
Eh. There are so many different ways to fuck up a child in the 18 years you have to deal with them. We'll see big guy.

Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #230,930

@230,926 (B)

I was pretty quite in the room and the only sound I could hear was my cum hitting off the back of his throat. You had to be there to be honest.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #230,934

@230,922 (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
Oh wow that's funny. So it easy to make you laugh then. I don't know what I'd do if a chick started laughing. I'd probably think I wasn't doing it right and choke her unconscious.

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #230,935

@230,930 (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
You go, --girl-- slightly androgynous Irish guy!

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #230,940

@previous (K)
Isn't he such a stud! I'm not gay or anything but if I was out of it, like maybe I got a knock on the head...

Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #230,948

@230,934 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

Ya exactly someone could take it up the wrong way and think I'm laughing at them.

@230,935 (K)

Lol ty.

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

Ha ha!

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #230,954

@230,940 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
You're so much funnier now leonidas!

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #230,959

@previous (K)
That's the best you got? You Forgot to call me a Jew as well. The two standard responses from the unfunny and unoriginal.

bookshelf !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #230,978

Tell her you'll ask the management to have her evicted if she keeps eavesdropping on you. Then, for good measure, tell all the other tenants she's the one who has loud sex. Not only will she leave you alone, but it'd be quite funny.

Fats !lbanned8o6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #230,992

@230,959 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
You're so much funnier now leonidas!

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #230,998

@previous (Fats !lbanned8o6)
Eat a dick

tek joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 33 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,011

@OP
Have some dignity perhaps? Failing that, justin.tv

sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,074

You have nothin to be embarrassed about.

She was listening. She was probably masturbating. She's a sick fuck. I'd stay away from her.

(Edited 24 seconds later.)

[^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #231,182

Just be quieter? The girls I know enjoy a hand over their mouth (not even a rape joke)

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